So, as I said, we are a happily married young poly couple. Well, now is where things get interesting. We're looking for a third. Someone who wants to be part of a triad or "friends with benefits" with a couple, yes a whole couple!!
Me, I'm like Iggy Pop, Ted Bundy, and a laser beam wrapped all in one. That doing it for you? No? Ummm, ok then, best I can describe, I am an eclectic punk. I strive for intellect and am a sponge for useless trivia. I'm an autodidact (if you don't know what that means look it up. I guarantee you'll be amazed). I've been told that I'm a compassionate and sensitive confidant, and other times a totally insensitive dick who regales friends with jokes about baby rape. I still haven't decide which side fits me best so I like to swing violently between the two. I have an awesome sense of humor is what I'm saying.
She (or "the Misses" as I like to call her) is like the aforementioned Iggy, Bundy, laser combo... but with tits!!! She is sugarsexmajik, go say hi. She means the world to me!!
"What is he doing with that burlap sack?"
"Where are my kids?!?"
in that order.
oh, and sometimes I sound a lot like Randal Graves from Clerks.
Movies: I really have too many to mention. I like the works of the Cohen brothers, as well as the Farrelly brothers. Anything by Wes Anderson or P.T. Anderson. Movies that evoke emotion in a very jarring way, I'll put more specifics later.
TV: I do love me some episodic marathons. You know, when you get into a show that has been going for a couple seasons and you get to catch up by watching it blocks at a time. Here's my favs; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Kids In The Hall, Red Dwarf, The State, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Strangers With Candy, Exit 57, Weeds, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Law And Order Svu, Mustard Fart Junction, Comedians of Comedy, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, The Shield, Father Ted, The It Crowd, Black Books, Top Gear, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Flight of the Concords, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Spaced, The Fast Show, Mr. Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Look Around You, Dexter, Arrested Development, Important Things With Demitri Martin, Canivale
Music: Amon Tobin, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Bjork, Peter Gabriel, Beck, Nirvana, Portishead, Primus, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, Social Distortion, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Rush, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Nin, Pixies, Echo and the Bunnymen, System of a Down, Talking Heads, The Distillers, Oingo Boingo, Ministry, Toadies, Iggy Pop, Juno Reactor, A Perfect Circle, Decemberists, Jurassic 5, Tenacious D, MC Chris, Cannibal OX, Unkle, The Vandals, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tricky, Jello Biafra, Blind Melon, Bad Brains, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Melvins, Stiff Little Fingers, Dead Milkmen, Puscifer, Les Claypool, Dangermouse, Gogol Bordello, Bus Driver, Polaris, The Rabbit Joint, Man Man, Taco, Silversun Pickups, Gnarls Barkley, Serj Tankian, Romantic Gorilla
*Oh, and I am obsessed with Danny Elfman!, I even have his tattoo.
Food: Just about anything that isn't seafood. As much as I try, I just don't like it.
*The access to information
*My partner in crime, The Misses
*And a list of six things I could never do without. wait, shit.
And if things get serious, you must feel comfortable and mature enough to handle a poly relationship, but don't worry if you're new to it, so are we.
*Also, we would love to connect for friendship with the eclectic beings that Portland has to offer; straight, gay, bi, queer, couples, we don't care as long as you like intriguing discussion and have a great sense of humor.
**An especial call out to well established Poly singles/couples who would love to help another Poly couple learn the ropes and flourish through social evolution :)