Ima snarky sarcastic well traveled chef. I live presently in the bay, work in the night club/ festival/ entertainment/ restaurant industry (no they're not separate, and yes, they are worth mentioning. If I said restaurant industry you might make the mistake of thinking I have no tattoo's or piercings and cater to peoples whims. No, this is not true. Chef, Pirate and tho I dont care for the french, they had two things right: butter, butter and butter, and the customer is always wrong.) Also important, I like whiskey and wine, adventure, costumes and I spend more than a few months a year in the desert trying to figure out which rules matter and why people shouldn't follow them. I get paid for that last part too.
WARNING – The owner of this patch is: loving, affectionate, funny, adventurous, playful, honest to a fault, jaded, cold, curious, experienced, hedonistic, blunt, confident, meditative, bitch, world traveling, abrasive, child friendly, macgyver, chef, builder, artist, singer, dancer, polyamorous, slut, safe, kind, considerate, attentive, in-tuned with legal knowledge, legal rights, business capable, college graduate, whiskey drinkin, pot smokin, gun tottin, martial arts and weapons trained, been around many blocks. Will: take no shit, tell you how it is, how your doing it wrong, how you could do it better, admit to being wrong, own being right, own being insane, listen to you, help you if you want help, love you if you need it, take care when no one else does, protect, explain, show you how to survive, kill zombies and own being equal opportunity everything. Terms and conditions subject to change.
Wikipedia (obviously the word of god as far goes definitions) says: An essay is a piece of writing which is often written from an author's personal point of view. Essays can consist of a number of elements, including: literary criticism, political manifestos, learned arguments, observations of daily life, recollections, and reflections of the author. The definition of an essay is vague, overlapping with those of an article and a short story. Almost all modern essays are written in prose, but works in verse have been dubbed essays (e.g. Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism and An Essay on Man). While brevity usually defines an essay, voluminous works like John Locke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding and Thomas Malthus's An Essay on the Principle of Population are counterexamples.
We could try on Oxford dictionary's interpretation... Ifn's I liked boxes.
So I'll put it like this instead. I never leave the house without:
Book bag containing:
Ear piece -for radio
Wallet, Passport, Phone
Sunglasses (rule #4)
Everything else is negotiable.
But really... how can one possibly quantify what one spends a lot of time thinking about? Life is busy man, ya gotta think about a lot of things. If yer not thinking about a lot of things ya might rethink about life. ;)
That's french for working.
It's moments like this I wish I had a Mr.Gruff thong. If you dont know what that means then go find google. The Baby Jesus Anti-fornication thong was made for you. Please dont forsake the baby jesus.