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My self-summary
Eventually we'll get to the disclaimer. But in the meantime... and without making this sound too... I dont know... resumeish:
Ima snarky sarcastic well traveled chef. I live presently in the bay, work in the night club/ festival/ entertainment/ restaurant industry (no they're not separate, and yes, they are worth mentioning. If I said restaurant industry you might make the mistake of thinking I have no tattoo's or piercings and cater to peoples whims. No, this is not true. Chef, Pirate and tho I dont care for the french, they had two things right: butter, butter and butter, and the customer is always wrong.) Also important, I like whiskey and wine, adventure, costumes and I spend more than a few months a year in the desert trying to figure out which rules matter and why people shouldn't follow them. I get paid for that last part too.
What I’m doing with my life
Im pretty sure this question is the 3rd or 4th ya ask on a date. What're we gona talk about when we meet if I answer all this here?
I’m really good at
I want to make this into a patch. Unfortunitly it changes details on occasion. Ima lot nicer then this patch describes. Then again it was meant to be warn on a biker jacket in some of the worlds more colorful bars. Disclaimer:

WARNING – The owner of this patch is: loving, affectionate, funny, adventurous, playful, honest to a fault, jaded, cold, curious, experienced, hedonistic, blunt, confident, meditative, bitch, world traveling, abrasive, child friendly, macgyver, chef, builder, artist, singer, dancer, polyamorous, slut, safe, kind, considerate, attentive, in-tuned with legal knowledge, legal rights, business capable, college graduate, whiskey drinkin, pot smokin, gun tottin, martial arts and weapons trained, been around many blocks. Will: take no shit, tell you how it is, how your doing it wrong, how you could do it better, admit to being wrong, own being right, own being insane, listen to you, help you if you want help, love you if you need it, take care when no one else does, protect, explain, show you how to survive, kill zombies and own being equal opportunity everything. Terms and conditions subject to change.
The first things people usually notice about me
Im not psychic, so I dont actually know just what it is that other people first notice about me. But I am told that I can be recognized by the ink on my shoulder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Again... its called dating! And essays. What is an essay anyway?
Wikipedia (obviously the word of god as far goes definitions) says: An essay is a piece of writing which is often written from an author's personal point of view. Essays can consist of a number of elements, including: literary criticism, political manifestos, learned arguments, observations of daily life, recollections, and reflections of the author. The definition of an essay is vague, overlapping with those of an article and a short story. Almost all modern essays are written in prose, but works in verse have been dubbed essays (e.g. Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism and An Essay on Man). While brevity usually defines an essay, voluminous works like John Locke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding and Thomas Malthus's An Essay on the Principle of Population are counterexamples.
We could try on Oxford dictionary's interpretation... Ifn's I liked boxes.
Six things I could never do without
Having lost, in one form or another, just about everything in my life, from possessions to people to bones, I know from experience that there isnt much I couldnt live without.
So I'll put it like this instead. I never leave the house without:
Book bag containing:
Flash light
Ear piece -for radio
Wallet, Passport, Phone
Sunglasses (rule #4)

Everything else is negotiable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, and death and all things.

But really... how can one possibly quantify what one spends a lot of time thinking about? Life is busy man, ya gotta think about a lot of things. If yer not thinking about a lot of things ya might rethink about life. ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Enduring my thursday night in the club industry.

That's french for working.

It's moments like this I wish I had a Mr.Gruff thong. If you dont know what that means then go find google. The Baby Jesus Anti-fornication thong was made for you. Please dont forsake the baby jesus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wont admit on Okcupid. But maybe on Facebook. Maybe.
You should message me if
ya can keep up, have something interesting to say or like a challenge. This is the internet, after all. The normal rules of engagement do not apply. ;)

Happy hunting!
The two of us