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My self-summary
I'm a nature-loving PC gamer that lives in a big house on a hill. I'm also an introvert and a demisexual, which don't really go very well together. Basically if I like you a lot I'm just going to stare wistfully at you until we form an emotional bond, after which I'm actually very physically affectionate (I didn't pick these abilities, my character sheet was already filled out).

At least one person thought that stuff was great, so I married her. It's the best kind of marriage because it just feels like we're dating, but forever, nothing too serious. We call each other stupid cutesy names just to annoy other people, so if that's your thing you should jump right in.

We're both pansexual and polyamorous and are open to dating couples or single partners of any gender, with either one or both of us involved.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to put boxes on a conveyor line at a warehouse. A couple years later, I now count people who put boxes on a conveyor line at a warehouse. I'm often working evenings, but I try to get as much free time as I can!
I’m really good at
Building computers, moderately good at digital photography (mostly portraiture), and Photoshop / game editing. By game editing I mean everything from building a whole new game to just making hilarious script modifications.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Human Smoke, Dante's Divine Comedy, The Silmarillion. These are the three books I can read forever.

Television: Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Black Books, IT Crowd, Father Ted, and a handful of other British shows. I don't care for American humour or writing most of the time.

I don't have the patience to watch movies, no not even that one.

Music: Post Futurist Instrumental Disco Grunge Crunkstep.

Food: Everything. Anything above 200,000 Scoville units makes my poop hurt, though.

PC games are a major part of my life and currently I'm playing The Binding of Isaac for some reason.
Six things I could never do without
Music, seasons, love, a pen and paper, vestigial organs, and of course all the stuff I don't have and the people I don't know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Interior design, architecture, sex, ice cream, back rubs, foot rubs, wildlife, socialism, yoga, photoshoots, video games, polyamory, hiking, MtG decks, Legos, Julian Assange
On a typical Friday night I am
Editing my OKC profile. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not obey the laws of TMI, I will admit anything to anyone provided I know their own personal limits of comfort in advance... so that I can push those limits.
You should message me if
You love forests, ice cream, abandoned buildings, rattlesnakes, nerf guns, 120 degree summer days and 60 degree fall nights, snuggling under thick flannel blankets in the winter with cats piled on top of you, maybe with another partner or two on the other side, making a big cozy infinite love sandwich.
The two of us