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My self-summary

"A masterpiece"

"An Aragorn for our Fourth Age sensibilities"

"You know Prince? Well, he's like that, but sexier and more talented. About the same amount of blouses."

"He is the hero Gotham deserves, and the one it needs."
What I’m doing with my life
Well my cat is now over eighteen, so I have this plan where I am going to put a monocle and a top hat on her and take her to buy her own cigarettes. The classy kind, you know Dunhills or whathaveyou. Cat monocle worthy. Cause she's eighteen. And classy.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
James Franco is jealous of my fecundity.
Six things I could never do without
I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
And i love you too
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I managed to never get the backstory of why Carmen Sandiego is hiding. And how insane this backstory must be for it to necessitate her frequenting the capitals and national monuments of every country she visits. Whichever gumshoe figures that out deserves a fucking Peabody.
On a typical Friday night I am
a delight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a virgin but yet have managed to contract several heretofore unnamed venereal diseases.
You should message me if
You're a fan of The Nanny and unknown Venereal Disease.
The two of us