Halapagus
29 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
Furious. A comedian perhaps? Or maybe just plain ol' awesome. You will laugh, perhaps awkwardly.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an education technology company. Helping to bring the best graduate programs in the world online! I'm having a blast. It helps that the people I work with are awesome. I'm known as the grumpy one.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Not making people laugh. Going a little bit too far. Having a blast. Wasting time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bushy eyebrows? My curly hair? Blue eyes? My dashing smile? Was this supposed to be about my personality?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spaceballs
Dracula
Contact
The oldies and the new joints
I love meatballs and banana bread. It's a meal. I'll make it for you sometime.
The six things I could never do without
Reddit, beersky (beer and whiskey...all six can't be alcohol, gotta space), seltzer water, white shirts, a guitar (I suck but, hey, fuck off), squatty potty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I be eating ice cream right now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with those dirty coworkers or laying on my couch rewatching Star Trek again. No regrets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How about I joined a Japanese cult for the possibility of hooking up with someone. It didn't work out. Oh, early twenties.
You should message me if
You're an awesome person who likes to laugh, but won't get to offended if you're the butt of the joke sometimes. I'd also love to meet a person I could be with for a weekend, but has their stuff to do. And I can do my stuff while they do their stuff. Someone who doesn't need to be constantly entertained. Does that make sense at all?
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