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My self-summary
I'm quiet, but if the opportunity arises I have a lot to say. I'm a musician and a song-writer. I play a lot of different instruments but my favorite is my guitar. I've always like entertaining and I've been musical since freshman year. I also used to do stand-up comedy, as well as comedy writing but it's mostly just for fun. I have a very quick wit, might as well put it to use. I make strange connection during conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend a lot of my time playing music. I give guitar lessons for a living and I'm working on a webshow for youtube that reviews videogames, old and new.
I’m really good at
Music in most forms. I play guitar, bass, drums, and piano, as well as sing. I can also blow smoke rings...but I don't smoke anymore, so...never mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
A falcon on each arm carrying me off into the distance like some kind of beast master.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitch-Hikers Guide Series, John Dies at the End, Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

Comics: Deadpool, Batman, Spider-man

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Looper, Back to the Future (1-3) The Dark Knight, Inception, Inglorious Bastards, D'Jango, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Black Snake Moan, 4 Rooms, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Red State, Mallrats, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Star Wars (original 3), Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day

T.V: Breaking Bad, Survivorman, Trailer Park Boys, The Whitest Kids You Know, Conan, Bobs Burgers, Sealab 2021, Archer, ATHF, Robot Chicken, Simpsons, American Horror Story

Music: Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Guns N' Roses, MGMT, Ben Folds, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Alice in Chains, A Perfect Circle, Anamanaguchi, Smooth McGroove, John Mayer, Weezer, The White Stripes, Vampire Weekend, Volbeat, Tool, Cake, The Used, Ozzy Osbourne, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, The Doors, The Beatles, Soundgarden, Rush, R.E.M, Pearl Jam, Our Lady Peace, Pantera, The Offspring, Ok Go, Metric, Metallica, Live, Incubus, Greenday, Harvey Danger, Gorillaz, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews Band, Coheed and Cambria, Blind Melon, AX7, Area 11, I Fight Dragons.

Video games: Super Meat Boy, Ducktails (oooh wooo ooh), Don't Starve, Minecraft, Hotline Miami, GTA V, Skyrim, Fallout 3, Super Amazing Wagon Advenure, Gateways, Portal (1&2) Mari0 (the one with portals), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Charlie Murder, Mega Man (all) Spelunky, Bioshock, Batman: Arkham City, Halo, Deadly Premonition (don't judge me) Injustice, Marvel vs Capcom 3, Metal Gear Solid, Spider-man 2.

Web Shows: Game Grumps, Jontron, Game Theory, Red vs. Blue, AVGN.
Six things I could never do without
There's more than 6 vital organs in the body, right? So, those I guess. This question is dumb. If you can't live without your phone we're all fucking doomed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything...I am a computor
On a typical Friday night I am
Involved with time travel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm irresponsible with time tra
You should message me if
You have something to say...standard procedure.
You want to play Would You Rather in excruciating detail.
Also if Catbug gives you a child-like happiness feeling.
You've ever seen Game Theory
The two of us