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My self-summary
I find it necessary to feed my hungry brain.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
I think my favorite sound in the world is the sound of running water. Showers, streams and waterfalls in particular.
I would like to stay with girls my age.
My motto has been: Leave it better then you found it.
I am officially old now. My youngest turned 23. Nice guy when I want to be. (Said with a sideways look.) I have very good manners. Traveled the world with the Navy. Spontaneity be me. I like dogs. I love the fall the most. (The time of the year fall, not falling down and looking stupid fall) Coffee should always have creamer in it. Chivalry is not dead. Lived over 30 years in South Florida. And I'm done answering questions.
I think you know TOO much about me now. Almost 2 thousand... that's crazy. I should get a life, or a secretary or one of those butterscotch krimpets and a big glass of strawberry milk. ( You are never too old to enjoy your childhood )
I do not have a type. Any color hair. Not too big or too small. You must know how to laugh. A little sass never hurt anyone. A good person is what I'm looking for. I'm not bailing anyone's butt out of jail.
I do not text and prefer to meet in person. Phone calls are okay sometimes. I want to chat for a little while and then meet you.
I absolutely cannot stand commercials unless they have some comedic value about them. TV or radio.
I believe we both need to feel the mutual attraction.
I am very honest with others and with myself. I am an awesome person and I have met lots of wonderful ladies on this site. The fact that we are still here looking for love shows me this. We all have issues. Question is, can you live with mine and vise versa? (Hint: mine are pretty few)
Beliefs: I have no problem believing our creator put us on this earth to develop and evolve. And no, we are not alone.
What would I wish for with 3 wishes?
1. Money, lots of it.
2. Great hair.
3. Don't know yet. Maybe increased knowledge. Maybe super powers. Maybe the body of a god. I'd ask questions as to my options I guess.
Maybe I'd just stay who and what I am. But I'm taking the money. Duh. Maybe the Jedi mind trick. Might come in handy for this dating site thing.
I may not be rich but I am financially stable and responsible with my money. You need to be also. :)
And remember: When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.
What I’m doing with my life
My parents used to ask me that all the time. "What are you doing with your life?" I'm an electronics technician and I build big, beautiful airplanes. Riding my motorcycle through these cool roads up here in Georgia. Spending way too much time on this site looking for a girlfriend.

Singing songs.

Two young people without a thing
Say some vows and spread their wings
Settle down with just what they need
Livin' on love

She don't care 'bout what's in style
She just likes the way he smiles
It takes more than marble and tile
Livin' on love

Livin' on love, buyin' on time
Without somebody nothing ain't worth a dime
Just like an old fashion story book rhyme
Livin' on love
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm a pretty good cook. I'm also good at answering thousands of freakin questions obviously, and most folks tell me I'm a good dad as well. Plus I'm a pretty fart smeller, I mean smart feller. Hehe.
I'm not an actual Doctor but I play one on occasion. :)
One other thing comes to mind but I'm not saying it here...no wait, two, NO THREE!!! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm happy and singing something usually, and I'm quick with a hello to whomever. Or the thin hair thingy. Maybe my pretty blue eyes. Maybe my huge, fat ass. (Not really, it's pretty small but cute I hear) Depends on the situation or the person I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read everything and I like most movies, music and love to try different foods. I'll eat just about anything, but no peas.
I know the words to every song, ever.
I like Syfy. Star Wars and Star Trek. I'll watch and enjoy a good chick flick but do not tell my friends that. I have an image to protect. I actually meet Tom Clancy once and he autographed a book to me. Tall fella. We will miss him. :(
Six things I could never do without
My Boys, my Family, my puppy, Jesus, girls in tight jeans and a hat, Coffee (with creamer), Love, Pie, SEX, A great nights sleep, Money, desserts (Oh I love Cherry cheese cake and key lime pie) , old cars, humor (Especially sarcastic humor) , some cool jams, my hot showers, food, computer down loads, good conversations, motorcycles, more coffee, is that six yet? I am an American. I want it all and I want it now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I REALLY do not want to be on this site anymore. Let's meet and get things rolling already.
How every girl on this site should have at least one full body picture available and that the Alan Jackson song "Real World" should be the theme song here.
How cool it would be if someone cute, funny and close by should fall in love with me so I can get off this site.
All my many blessings. Jesus really loves me.
Okay, I did it. I have my sports car now. Mid life crisis is in full effect.
The amazing odds that the girl I want will be close to me, not smoke, want me also. Not to mention be available while I am, and be on this site. It's like hitting the lottery.
Oh yeah and what I'm going to have for dinner.
Or that I should not be listening to "Du Hast" while searching for a girlfriend.
That people in "open" relationships interest me.
Why can't we pay off the national debt? Seriously!
How come this site does not have a radio station playing love songs while we surf for our life partners?
Relationships are not 50/50, they are 100/100. I want a girlfriend who also wants me.
Remember, love or lust at first sight can just happen. A friendship takes time.
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking through the dollar store with only 90 cents on me.
I changed my mind. I do want a sugar momma. Someone with a great butt a red Ferrari and blueberry muffins and BBQ. lol
I would never marry anyone I did not live with for a while first.
It is a shame when I meet someone that I like and it does not work out for us. :(
How much of what I'm saying you think is BS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually not very busy. Hint, hint ladies.
Somebody should take me out and show me a good time.
Pizza with my boys and maybe a man movie.
Possibly a date, God forbid. ( Those are scary )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No I do not hunt, camp (Actually I have camped and liked it) or eat liver. Got that? No damn liver. I do not care if it is calf's liver. That is nasty.
I've been divorced for more then 15 years, so I'm over it.
My favorite word is "Moist" I love the way it just rolls off the lips.
I do not mind sassy. I do not like mean.
Cup cakes are cool.
Cooking shows make me so hungry.
Yes, I do bite.
If you want to catch me immediately, learn to sing like Amy from Evanescence.
Some of us were playing "Shades of Grey" a long time ago,
so who needs a spanking? :)
Sometimes it is fun to think with the little one. :)
Sometimes I feel like the song "Creep"
Obviously, I am willing to admit a lot. Maybe too much. I should shut up a bit more.
On more then one occasion, I have been completely in love with the hottest girl in the trailer park.
You should message me if
-Whatever you do, DO NOT message me.
(Reverse psychology, hehe)
-Your cute, funny, intelligent and not looking for a sugar daddy or a quick lay. (Although, I love the term "Booty Call.") I am actually looking for a girlfriend who is not too busy for me.
-You need also be geographically attractive.
-You are in a good place in your life and are ready for a relationship.
-Oh yeah and if your mega rich you have my permission to message me. Whoever said "money cannot buy happiness" was completely wrong. You need money to buy BBQ and coffee. :)
-Side note: Angelina, if things do not work out between you and Brad... call me. :)
Let me know if this was too much.
Let me know if I am asking too much.
I cannot believe you read this much. What else can I get you to do? Naked Yoga anyone?
The two of us