ItWontBeBoring
31 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
I invent stuff. Sometimes it even works.

I also really enjoy naps.

Sometimes these wants conflict.
What I’m doing with my life
I start companies. Just wrapped up my last one and I'm deciding on the next. In the meantime I'm doing a lot of reading, building some furniture, and exploring the city.
I’m really good at
Plotting. Scheming. Mischief. Occasional tomfoolery. Also fixing things and cooking with cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I gesture. A lot. Beware stray glassware.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book ever: The Little Prince, followed closely by Flowers for Algernon, The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anything by Roald Dahl, Malcolm Gladwell, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Seuss, or Hunter Thompson.

Favorite movie: The Princess Bride, though I have a weakness for Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, The Dirty Dozen, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Casablanca, Being There, Survive Style 5, City of Lost Children, Inglourious Basterds, The Land Before Time, Searching for Bobby Fisher, My Cousin Vinny, Beyond the Folds, Jan Svankmeijer's Alice, What About Bob, Young At Heart, The Professional, Jurassic Park, Dark City, Wet Hot American Summer.

Favorite music: I love Outkast, Prince, The National, The Beatles, David Bowie, the Temptations, The Doors, Alabama Shakes, basically all of early-90's hip hop, and most of whatever my friend Ariel tells I should hear. There's more, but those are the big ones at the moment.

Food: Chinese is on top at the moment, but it's hard to say no to a steak and a glass of red wine.
The six things I could never do without
I never go anywhere without a pen. I write all the time.

Beyond that:
1) Garlic
2) Chocolate
3) Butter
4) Red Wine
5) Bacon
6) Steak
-- Also sex. And books. Clearly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to build stuff, like how to make corduroy pants that collect and generate electricity as you walk so you can charge your phone in your pocket.

I also like to wonder why places have funny names.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the movies, at a play, or wandering around until interesting things happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep a tape recorder by the bed so I can ramble out my dreams before I lose them when I wake up. It's the first thing I do in the mornings.
You should message me if
If you agree that no Super Bowl performer will ever be as good as Prince. He made a guitar disappear in front of 100 million people. Nobody tops that.
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