28El Paso, United States
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My self-summary
Do you always follow instructions this well? LOL. Don't read unless you can handle a man with a strong and weird multifaceted personality. I'm a little bit rock star, fictitious psychologist, philosopher, comedian, all together in one. Throw in a good helping of trouble.

Ladies, thanks for all the emails. If I don't respond today, don't be offended. I'll reply even if I don't think we'd get along. It's called "manners".

Here a list what I don't want rather than what I want. If you're aware enough, message me.

- If you are clueless why you do what you do, and your counselor has to determine why your life is such a mess. It wont work. By now, you should stay away from the same mistakes and bad choices.

- Yes I do expect someone as attractive as I am. But there is always exceptions , if your bra size, even your ass goes beyond your IQ, this wont work. Might sound rude, but im tired of those girls walking on the stratosphere and who think they can have everything just because they're pretty. Sorry, I'm not impressed by looks alone, if that's all you've got, we probably won't click. Be smart, positive and humble.

- one-night stand? No I'm not interested, am I looking for a new wife? No not looking for that either. There's an intermediate position between those two extremes, whether casual or committed. You might think I'm a player, well.... no, just because I'm attractive doesn't automatically make me a player. If you're a hottie, does that automatically make you a slut?

- Please don't come telling me about your web-cam site, don't even bother. Why would I web-cam with you when I can make it happen for real? If you want butt-pay, get a job at the Men's Club.

- I grew up around mostly women, I'll treat you with respect. If you can't do the same, we won't get along. I can be sensitive when necessary, but I'm not a punching bag. I'll roll up my sleeves and carry you when needed, but I won't repeatedly rescue you from self-created crises. I'll surprise you with chocolate when you're pmsing, but if you go off on me for no reason I'll eat the chocolate myself.

- Age doesn't matter to me, emotional maturity does. If drama follows you around, contact a talent agency.

- Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It is a work of two. If you don't get it, we won't click. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to get back to reality occasionally.

- If you can't keep up with me on a dance floor, I won't be impressed. Being able to "find each other's rhythm" is important for quite a few things.

- If you're a high-maintenance Barbie, we won't connect well. However, if you can play from tomboy to a deck out hottie, I'll think you're absolutely sexy

- I don't manipulate nor control, but for sure I will influence you. (I'll lead you into some trouble and you'll like it.) If you are a control freak, we won't get along. Go find an insecure wussy ass to lick your boots, there are plenty to choose from. If you like playing manipulative games, guess what? I recognize them immediately and they don't work on me.

Remember the best is yet to come Cheers!
I’m really good at
Working out is my passion. Yes I gotta get dem guns big and be as astethics as fucking possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pretty much I read lots of books about nutrition and working out, you know i gotta keep the ferrari in good shape for dem hotties. the music well just one fucking word Tomorrowland if you know what that is, you know what shit i like. but anyways i can still dance salsa, merengue, bachata, and cha-cha-cha. movies?? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, do yoga, hike, go shopping, make out, or we can just talk about your feelings all freaking day. It's completely UP TO YOU! I’ll make any situation so fucking awesome you’ll want to post it as your Facebook status!
Six things I could never do without
Family, food, friends, music, and of course my motorcycle and GYM.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No era penal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i dont speak without my lawyer.
You should message me if
Do you have 2 legs, 2 arms, no penis, and a personality with a good sense of humor? You can bet your fine ass, we'll be talking. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, letters of recommendation, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, pictures of soccer trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. Now if I just blow jobbed your mind with how fucking awesome I am and you can find your way back to the key board from rofling all over the place send me a message!
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