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My self-summary
The "me" description is found in the ... "Interests" section on this page.

Now the good stuff...
So Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
He doesn't even remember how he got home from the party.
Then Joe tries to open his crusted eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight and then maybe a lil somethin more...
I love you, Darling! Love, Juliette"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is the big hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. So Joe asks, "Yo, son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in perfect order and so clean? What's with the rose? ... and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
... Mom dragged you to your bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b**ch, I'm married!'

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99
Hot Breakfast: $5.00
Two Aspirins $.50
Saying the right thing, at the right time...... PRICELESS !!

Best quotes...
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread...
Mother Theresa

What I'm looking for:
Someone to love, happy, fit, sensual, affectionate, honest, faithful.
I'm also looking for someone who still want to have a baby. ( With-a me of course! )
... all the good stuff but love is the most important.

Thanks for reading this far :)
What I’m doing with my life
Go to work, Work on fixing houses, Play with kids, Chat with friends, etc etc
I’m really good at
Trying to help others, fixing things around the house, telling my kids I love them.
The first things people usually notice about me
My French accent! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Action movies, Seafood, blueberry pies, maple sirop, Hockey, swimming, DIY home renovation projects, Salsa Dancing, cooking, traveling.
Six things I could never do without
My kids,
High thread cotton sheets,
My family,
My friends,
My tools and smart phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world will be for my kids,
When and who I will spend the rest of my life with.
On a typical Friday night I am
always different...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
fears and mistakes.
You should message me if
You are open to having one or more children, are happy, positive and faithful !
The two of us