37Birmingham, United States
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My self-summary
I'm fun at parties. I like to go out and do stuff. I also like to stay in and do absolutely nothing. I play video games.

I'm a weird son of a bitch. I collect stupid shit. I have a large amount of stuff I no longer need.... but can't bring myself to clean it all out.

I do random things that make no sense to anyone.

I watched a couch burn down to nothing a while ago. I laughed and had a strange urge to jump over it.

The following statement is the truth.
The previous statement is a lie.

I am creatively weird, handy, and annoyingly fun
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Being tired a lot. Wishing I could go out more.
I’m really good at
I'm not really sure. I like to play video games. I'm not great at them, but neither do I really suck. I love to cook and make up random recipes on the fly that normally turn out pretty decent. I love to read and will read just about anything... except romance novels. Not gonna happen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. If you know me... please tell me. This section is empty

I've had people tell me a few things... some of them are(in no particular order):

My sense of humour.
My smirk.
My laughter(I laugh at lots of things... many of them wildly inappropriate).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books:

TONS! I love Science Fiction & Fantasy, but I will read just about anything. Some of my favorite authors include(but are not limited to): Simon R. Green, Terry Pratchett, Jacqueline Carey, Orson Scott Card, Brandon Sanderson, Brad Thor, Clive Cussler, Cory Doctorow and a ton others.


Again, I'll watch just about anything. Some of my favorites... The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Shooter, Wanted, AntiTrust, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Hackers(I know... but I can't help loving it), Legend, Neverending Story(I & II), Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Transformers, The Departed, Clerks, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, and a ton more. I'm a fan of horribly awesome movies(and if you know what I mean by that you are incredible and should message me).


Again... I will listen to anything. Play something for me. If I like it, I'll listen. If I don't... well, I'll at least give it a shot. I used to be a DJ and still listen to lots of electronic music. I like punk, rap, rock, Sarah Brightman(who i saw in concert and I can now die happy), and a crap ton of other stuff.


I love food. I will try almost anything you put in front of me. Big fan of sushi(and I read The Secret Life of Sushi a while ago which has changed my view on sushi greatly). I also like Thai, Italian, Chinese, crappy bar food, burgers, steaks, potatoes(Hey... I'm Irish), german food. I want food now. [sarcasm]Thanks OkC[/sarcasm].
Six things I could never do without
Six(ish) things I could never do without:

Dramatic Chipmunk(Everyone should love this... for it is hilarious)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The things in my life I should have done differently. The things I want to do from now on. The fact that Florida always seems nicer than wherever I happen to be... unless there is a hurricane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical friday? Such a thing does not exist. I'm always looking for something fun to do... especially if it involves leaving my house. I've been known to be out with friends at bars, at the movies, sitting at home playing video games, over at friends places drinking, sitting quietly at home reading... or out on the town raising hell and causing a ruckus. (In reality... now most of my Friday nights are me coming home and sleeping because I'm tired. But I'm willing to go out... I just don't have anything to do. :( )

What do you want to do?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've broken 13 bones. I have 15 tattoos, none of which are visible when I am wearing pants, shoes, and shirt. I have 4 piercings... Only 3 of which are visible when I am clothed.
You should message me if
You think I am interesting. You think I'm cute. You think I'm ugly. You want to cook for me. You want me to cook for you. You want to play video games together. Hell.... just message me.... I do somewhat like people... I may even like you.
The two of us