21 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Grew up in WA.
Close with nature.
INFJ, if you're into that
Virgo, apparently
What I’m doing with my life
I drove 6500 miles this summer and ended up on the opposite coast.
I’m really good at
Cooking, empathizing, analyzing literature, letting people know I value them, handling the aux cord, driving in snow. But never more than two of those at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading materials: The Economist, AV Club, and occasionally Forbes. The Fader and Pitchfork. Sucker for anything Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson.

Music: Miguel, Grimes, Tame Impala, Floyd, Kendrick, Anderson Paak, Kanye. Hank & Cash in the right setting.

In my Seattle life, I was known as "Beerdad."
The six things I could never do without
In ascending temperature: some chill friends, a worn library card, some comfortable shoes, a cozy bed, a hot cup of coffee, and my mixtape (it's fire)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find a metaphor for something bigger out of every experience, meaning from every story, wisdom in every person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally: frying up a sizzling steak after a long hike, the dog asleep in her bed; the lingering aftertaste of Bourbon, the roar of a fire, and the laughter of my friends relaxing my wary soul.

Realistically: I am cooking Mac n' Cheese. "Yes, I'm an adult," I console myself, stirring in sriracha sauce. "I can watch anime if I want to."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm a lot more dominant & experienced in the kitchen than the bedroom.
You should message me if
- you don't bring any drama
- you have a pet llama
- you wanna get turnt and listen to Lana
- you... look like Michele Obama?
- you wanna take a money shower; fuck up some commas
- you read this far and you're not scarred by the trauma.