Harrilanister
22Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
New to Bellingham! Show me around.

I like hiking, wine & beer tastings, the devil's lettuce, and art galleries.
What I’m doing with my life
Class of '15.
I've driven everything from ATVs in the jungles of Uganda to 18-wheelers in the snow of Maine.
Moved from Bellevue to Bellingham to meet friends and prep for grad school.
I’m really good at
Cooking, empathizing, analyzing literature, letting people know I value them, mixing drinks, handling the aux cord, and driving. But never more than two of those at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Publications:
I value Pitchfork too much.
It's Fake News until I see it in the NYT or Bloomberg.
Sucker for anything Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson.

Music:
Deerhunter, Beach House, Impala, Kanye, Grateful Dead, Miguel, Frank Ocean, Kendrick, Anderson Paak.

Food:
Vegetarian.
Beerdad.
La Croix.
Age is just a number, but if you're young enough to drink 4Loko or Smirnov, you're too young for me.

Currently Reading: Inherent Vice, The Handmaid's Tale

Currently Watching: Parks (again), The Wire
Six things I could never do without
In ascending temperature: some chill friends, a worn library card, some comfortable shoes, a cozy bed, a hot cup of coffee, and my mixtape (it's fire)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find a metaphor for something bigger out of every experience, meaning from every story, wisdom in every person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally: I am on my second IPA, half an hour into a sprawling conversation that began with voter demographics. I have namedropped one former Federal Reserve chair, said something snarky about at least two Nobel Prize winners, and quoted Kanye three times.

Realistically: I am cooking Mac n' Cheese, drinking wine out of the bottle. "Yes, I'm an adult," I console myself, stirring in more sriracha. "I can watch anime if I want to."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied. I don't have a mixtape. </3
You should message me if
- you don't bring any drama
- you have a pet llama
- you wanna get turnt and listen to Lana
- you're watching the news, missing Obama
- you wanna take a money shower; fuck up some commas
- you love Edward Hopper, embody Americana
- you got to the end of this shit and aren't scarred by the trauma
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