21Monroe, United States
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My self-summary
I never stop moving.

BS in '15, CDL in '16, MBA in '18

I like hiking, wine & beer & cider tastings, and bullshitting around art galleries.
What I’m doing with my life
Four years in public policy debate, finished my business degree three years early, and now I make most of my money driving trucks around. Go figure.
I’m really good at
Cooking, empathizing, analyzing literature, letting people know I value them, handling the aux cord, driving in snow. But never more than two of those at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading materials: The Economist, AV Club, and occasionally Forbes. The Fader and Pitchfork. Sucker for anything Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson.

Music: Tame Impala, Deerhunter, Kanye, Floyd, Grateful Dead, Miguel, Frank Ocean, Kendrick, Anderson Paak

Retired (but still capable) mixologist.
Six things I could never do without
In ascending temperature: some chill friends, a worn library card, some comfortable shoes, a cozy bed, a hot cup of coffee, and my mixtape (it's fire)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find a metaphor for something bigger out of every experience, meaning from every story, wisdom in every person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally: I am on my second IPA, half an hour into a sprawling conversation that began with voter demographics. I have namedropped one former Federal Reserve chair, said something snarky about at least two Nobel Prize winners, and quoted Kanye three times.

Realistically: I am cooking Mac n' Cheese, drinking wine out of the bottle. "Yes, I'm an adult," I console myself, stirring in more sriracha. "I can watch anime if I want to."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied. I don't have a mixtape. </3
You should message me if
- you don't bring any drama
- you have a pet llama
- you wanna get turnt and listen to Lana
- you're watching the news, missing Obama
- you wanna take a money shower; fuck up some commas
- you love Edward Hopper, embody Americana
- you got to the end of this shit and aren't scarred by the trauma
The two of us