Close with nature.
INFJ, if you're into that
Music: Miguel, Grimes, Tame Impala, Floyd, Kendrick, Anderson Paak, Kanye. Hank & Cash in the right setting.
In my Seattle life, I was known as "Beerdad."
Realistically: I am cooking Mac n' Cheese. "Yes, I'm an adult," I console myself, stirring in sriracha sauce. "I can watch anime if I want to."
- you have a pet llama
- you wanna get turnt and listen to Lana
- you... look like Michele Obama?
- you wanna take a money shower; fuck up some commas
- you read this far and you're not scarred by the trauma.