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My self-summary
New to Bellingham! Show me around.

I like hiking, wine & beer tastings, the devil's lettuce, and art galleries.
What I’m doing with my life
Class of '15.
I've driven everything from ATVs in the jungles of Uganda to 18-wheelers in the snow of Maine.
Moved from Bellevue to Bellingham to meet friends and prep for grad school.
I’m really good at
Cooking, empathizing, analyzing literature, letting people know I value them, mixing drinks, handling the aux cord, and driving. But never more than two of those at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I value Pitchfork too much.
It's Fake News until I see it in the NYT or Bloomberg.
Sucker for anything Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson.

Deerhunter, Beach House, Impala, Kanye, Grateful Dead, Miguel, Frank Ocean, Kendrick, Anderson Paak.

La Croix.
Age is just a number, but if you're young enough to drink 4Loko or Smirnov, you're too young for me.

Currently Reading: Inherent Vice, The Handmaid's Tale

Currently Watching: Parks (again), The Wire
Six things I could never do without
In ascending temperature: some chill friends, a worn library card, some comfortable shoes, a cozy bed, a hot cup of coffee, and my mixtape (it's fire)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find a metaphor for something bigger out of every experience, meaning from every story, wisdom in every person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally: I am on my second IPA, half an hour into a sprawling conversation that began with voter demographics. I have namedropped one former Federal Reserve chair, said something snarky about at least two Nobel Prize winners, and quoted Kanye three times.

Realistically: I am cooking Mac n' Cheese, drinking wine out of the bottle. "Yes, I'm an adult," I console myself, stirring in more sriracha. "I can watch anime if I want to."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied. I don't have a mixtape. </3
You should message me if
- you don't bring any drama
- you have a pet llama
- you wanna get turnt and listen to Lana
- you're watching the news, missing Obama
- you wanna take a money shower; fuck up some commas
- you love Edward Hopper, embody Americana
- you got to the end of this shit and aren't scarred by the trauma
The two of us