HarrisonFord89
27 Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I've been told that I am at my funniest when I am not trying to be funny. And while I still can never tell if that's a compliment or insult, I think it's the best way to describe myself. I'm honest, humble, a bit of a goofball and when I care about something, I give it my all.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for an IT sales company based in New Jersey, while still trying to convince myself that I don't live in New Jersey.
I’m really good at
Expressive Hand Gestures
Cards Against Humanity
Schtick
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not really Harrison Ford....but as smooth as Han Solo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Goldfinch, The Kite Runner, The Giver, Hunger Games Series, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Of Mice and Men.

Favorite Movies: Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump and Shawshank Redemption aka any movie they play way too much on AMC.

Music: The Beatles, Queen, Ben Folds Five and most oldies (but goodies...am i right?)

TV: Parks and Rec, Friday Night Lights, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Always Sunny, Modern Family and South Park
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and friends
2. Comedy and Sarcasm
3. Long walks on the beach and steak dinners
4. Good Times
5. People being people
6. Making lists and making the last item "make a list" so I'm always ahead of the game
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to put in my "I spend a lot of time thinking about" box on OkCupid.

Just kidding...please don't think I actually do that. That would be weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably drinking with friends, having a "game night" or catching up on Netflix/Hulu Plus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dance like a Jewish white boy, and I'm damn proud of it! Thanks every bar mitzvah ever.
You should message me if
You're into the goofy guy who's all about putting a smile on your face, you try and go the extra mile to make someones day and you never put "likes to travel" or "enjoys exploring the city" in your profile...because honestly I need a partner in crime that has a personality and thinks out of the box.

Harrison out.

...and especially if you just chuckled and rolled your eyes at that last sentence.
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