36Phenix City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm actively plotting out my future, and taking steps to make it awesome. This of course leads to inevitable showdowns with fate, but I'm cool with that.

That being said, I don't mean I enjoy drama because I do not. Just let me know when something is important and watch me pull it off.

Lately I have developed a bit of a social conscience. Still trying to figure out what I should do about it.

Auburn Sucks, and so do the Phillies.

Roll Tide.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting paid to see the country.

Quietly saving up and planning my revenge.
I’m really good at
A lot of stuff.


I've had more jobs than I can count spanning various fields, I pick up hobbies like flavors of the month, and have spent the majority of my life just looking for that next great experience.

Seeking a partner who can help me out there.
The first things people usually notice about me
My luxurious hair and beautiful eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a sucker for Dean Koontz. He's cheesy, and has too much faith in mankind. As misguided as I believe this to be I like it.

I can get down on a good conspiracy theory... or making fun of a bad one.

Movies: Good movies. My dvd collection includes Shawshank, Kick Ass, The Basterds, Gump, Interview with the Non Sparkling and thus Real Vampire, Raising Arizona, The Prestige, The Fourth Kind, Semi-Pro, Dead Man.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Justified, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Rescue Me. Anything dealing with history. Real History, documentary style.

Music: Pearl Jam, Tool, Old School Metallica, 90s rock, every now and then I'll put it on the classical channel.

Food: is good
Six things I could never do without
Idk, If there's one thing I've learned, it's you can do without almost anything if you don't have a choice in the matter.

I would enjoy the world a lot less if there weren't:
1. Soulless Redheads

2. Mountain Scenery

3. Knights who say Ni

4. Pearl Jam

5. Talk Radio

6. Alabama Football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling the world.

Hair brained business ideas.

Mmm... Taco Truck.

It just gets weirder after that:
Fucked up personalized versions of quantum theory, that have no basis in reality

Personal idealized philosophies that sometimes make less sense than jewish zombies born of virgins

Why texans can't drive (seriously, why can't texans drive?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressing up like a gigantic bat and fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fantasize about one day becoming a slumlord.
You should message me if
The walls aren't falling in around you.
Fair Warning, I'm not in a hurry, and I know exactly where I'm going.
The two of us