Haruspicus
24 Stockholm, Sweden
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My self-summary
I've rewritten this **** a bunch of times now. And it turns out sounding either boring, or pretentious...

...Or both.

So uh... I'm a cool, fairly laid back guy, or so I like to think. Interpret that how you want.
I believe I'm pretty straight forward most of the time. I don't like when people make things more complicated than they have to be.
And dating is notorious for being complicated.
So go easy on me will ya?
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? I ask myself that every day...

Well, in my free time I play music, hang with friends, collect vinyls a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶g̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶s̶s̶o̶n̶s̶.̶

I dabble with art in different forms and I'm very interested in mythology and folklore as well.
I’m really good at
I play guitar as well as bass, saxophone, flute and some piano. I'm also trying to learn to sing, with a humble amount of success. So I think it's fair to say I have some kind of talent as a musician right?
I draw a bit as well.

I'm quite handy too if I may say so myself. So I'm good a fixing shit. And as a man, fixing shit usually involves cursing at the broken thing until it's either fixed, or even more broken.

And I can roast people like a Mongolian BBQ chef supplied with truck full o' napalm I swear
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly? I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a fan of Ḥ̸̙̩̤̪̦͔̥͉͓͓̟̃̋̈́͐̒̾͌͆̂͘̚͠.̷̢̛̛̻̘̻̼̦̹̬͎̠̫͇̒̓͊̑̀̓͂̈̂͠P̴̡̨̘̗̰̝̱̖̩̳͉͉̈́̆̓͌̈́͆͋́̚͘͝͝.̵̡̛̮̯̦̱̪͉̝̖͈̻̹̑̾̊̄̈̎͌̄͑̋͘ ̸͉͙̺͎̠͚̱̺͙̲̳̰̑̑̈̂̉͒̃̉͒̒̕͝L̴̡̧͙̬̹̺̩̘͙̙̟̼͑̐̆͊͌͂̓̏̈́̋͘͝ö̴̲̪̟̖͙̱̦͈̤͎̝͖̈́͌̿͑̆͂̌̒́̅͘v̸̨̛̛̫̦͉͚̠̭̺̤̲̬̓̔̀͂̾̃̆͌̂͜͠e̷̙͕̜͍͚͍̻̝̝̣͉͇̐͆̈́̑̆̅̐̈̿͌̏̃c̸̨̡͉̱͖͎̗͍̫̦̘̽̔̄͌̔̔̇̎̇͘͜͝͠ȑ̵̡̛͖̺̩͖̟̣͍͍̄̆͆̈́̔͑̇̂̌̚͜͜͜a̴̰̣̫͍̲̭̜̝͚̱͇̋̾͊̍́̔͋̀̓̀̚͜͝f̶̻̹̦̝̲͍̯̝̞̱̫̩̌͌̐̉̎̽̎̊̈́͐̏͝ţ̶̺̠̙̪͖̻͙͖̫̘͚͆͊͑̉̎̈͋͒̉͘͘͝'̴̡͔͉̝͉̦̬̤̞͎͍̮̌̎̇͋̈̉̃̍͗̚͝͝s̸̟͓̞͙͖͇̜͇͚̺̝͔̍͐̆̀̈̌̐̀̑́̔̈ short stories. And The Book Of The New Sun.

My favorite movies would be The Wall, Falling Down, Black Dynamite, Det Sjunde Inseglet, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Waking Life. Other than that I love exploitation movies which makes Tarantino one my favorite directors.

When it comes to music, I listen to way to much to mention it here.
But the genres I listen the most to is Low rock, Jazz, Neo-soul, Trip-hop.

My favorite painters are Zdzislaw Beksinski, Hieronymus Bosch and Gerald Scarfe.

Coffee is my favorite food, end of story.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Coffee
My homies
Internet
Comedy
Water toilets
Some good ol' fashioned, god damn peace and quiet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If "Shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker and tits" would make a good tattoo. Maybe there aren't enough people who would understand the reference.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know, things are either private or they're not.
You should message me if
You think I'm an interesting enough person to get to know. I don't expect you to marry me, it would be cool just to get to know someone new.
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