29Scarborough, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm not from around here so don't be surprised if I don't know where our what you're on about.
I don't know what to put here. Basically I'm just me. Nothing more, nothing less.
I love to read, I do a bit of writing. I draw a bit of freehand and some pixel art too.
I don't drink, I'm not a huge fan of pubs and clubs as a general rule, mostly I find them quite noisy. I'd rather spend my time somewhere quiet so I can actually hear the people I'm with and myself talk - I don't like to have to shout at people so they can hear me.
I collect stupid things like keyrings, pins and pens.
I can be pretty funny too.
I dunno what else to say. I suppose anything else is a question you need to ask.
I'd be much obliged if any creepy messages could just be not sent. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Not enough to be considered exciting.
I’m really good at
I'm fairly good at crafts. I make jewellery and other trinkets. And if I do say so myself I'm not half bad.
I'm also pretty good at writing stories that I love the start of and then can never figure out where they're going to go, so they die an untimely death.
I'm also fairly decent at quoting stuff that doesn't make sense to most people. And making jokes that go over peoples heads.
I can also carry out a conversation which is essentially gibberish with the right partner.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I don't drink?
I get told that I look younger than I am a lot too so maybe that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like just about any music, I don't limit myself by genre or artist. If I like it, I like it. I tend to be more inclined to listen to 60's, 70's or 80's music, but I like a bit of everything.

Up, Over the Hedge, Despicable Me, The Expendables, Avengers Assemble, Captain America, Thor, X-Men, Stardust, Labyrinth, Oceans Eleven (and the other two), The Muppets (any of them), Sherlock Holmes, Underworld (any of them), Paul, Ted, Star Trek, A-Team, Taken, Shoot 'Em Up, Wall-E, Batman (any of them really ), Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Airplane...
And loads more. I have a massive collection of DVDs so I'm not even listing a small portion of them.

Doctor Who, Torchwood, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Frasier, Sherlock, CSI (mostly vegas), Black Books, Sex and the City, Family Guy, Open All Hours, 'Allo 'Allo, Poridge, Blackadder, Hustle, Pawn Stars, Hardcore Pawn (read that very carefully please!), Storage Wars. And loads more.
I absolutely love The Storyteller. And you get automatic cool points in my book if you have ever seen that.

I read a lot. I wouldn't even say I have a favourite author. I like Keri Arthur and Larissa Ione, so far I haven't read anything bad by either of them. The rest of my books are just a mixture of other authors. The only glaring exception would be the Harry Potter series.
Six things I could never do without
My dog.
My bed.
My keys.
My Books.
My laptop/internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff I've read or made up in my mind. Oh, and that thing that happened recently which was really bad or stupid or annoying. My brain really likes to dwell on that kind of thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing nothing in particular. I like to live the high life like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want a pair of roller skates. Okay, so that's not really private. But I still really want a pair.
Okay so scratch that one I now have a pair, now all I need is to not look like bambi when using them.
Oh, and I also really want a ferret.
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to message me. That's probably the best reason.
But seriously. If you want to chat, then by all means, message me.
Oh, and if you're not an asshole. That would be a good reason too.
The two of us