I am from Chicago new to TX :D
BTW- Don't Take This Entire Profile Serious have a sense of Humor Some of it is Sarcasm and Satire.
Hi I am Hayden :) Sometimes I wear Make-Up if it's not obvious. I am not as flamboyant as I appear to be, actually I know my look is femme but I am not the stereotypical flamboyant queen even if I look like one haha. (Weird I know but I act pretty normal, like a guy I guess with a tinge of a "BitchDiva") and by that I mean I am not some loud center of attention kind of gay. Don't worry I am nice usually I only act like a C.U.N.T. around friends I am nice to everyone else and I am very honest. (Blunt)
I rather have someone initiate conversation I can be shy :) I am not self centered and my image isn't the most important (Well Only when I am on my vanity applying Make-Up or Looking in a mirror. ") But that can be anyone really
I can be humble and careless sometimes but I am confident and Vanity is a favorite word I like saying C.U.N.T.
I do feel like I am Bisexual sometimes but my attraction to women is limited to which women I find attractive, some women are really beautiful and I like making out with them :) but Guys are Hotter. Definitely!!!
I was really interested in art then and still am I still like to paint mostly abstract paintings with Acrylic but now I am contemplating what my life goals should be and focus on that.
Currently I work for Christian Dior so I put make up on people and tell them they look fabulous and need it they get flattered and feel absolutely obligated to buy it because I would never tell them what I really think but I make more money than a friend in Chicago who was going to take a personal banking position for Chase so things could be worst like a 9-5 because drinking every night wouldn't work out so well with those hours it's all about priorities people and working hard to buy enough alcohol to continue working hard
I always smell good I only wear perfume (Update in 2014 I started wearing some men's cologne but perfume is still awesome )
How Androgynous I am
My face and the fact that I wear Make-Up
My Smile :)
Some Ponder about my gender.
Tell me? I mean look at me I am fabulous darling!!!
Music: I love Music I have a broad collection But can we just take a moment to discuss musicals and plays yes I am Gay I hate them the end!!!
Anyway Music Wise: I like Jeffree Star he's fucken gorgeous but has the worst personality and shortest temper ever! What a C.U.N.T. I Love Lana Del Rey, Kaskade, Metric, Florrie, Lights, The Fray, Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears, Lily Allen, Mostly Pop/Rock but I have a strange taste in music sometimes. EDM Duh!!!
TV: The Nanny is a classic and a favorite and Absolutely Fabulous Darling!!
Movies: Netflix Mostly I loved Prison Break it was really awesome
Heroes, Skins U.K, Lost, Bad Teacher, A Single Man, Crazy Stupid Love, Something Borrowed. I also love the queen of comedy Lisa Lampanelli her blunt direct personality is creative and hits you where it counts :D
Oxygen, Water, Food. Wine&Alcohol the essentials you know Vodka Anything!!!
Being a Bitch Diva
And clearly doing what I want when I want which sometimes leads to telling people what to do because I can
Religion and how incredibly stupid it is. "God Often Speaks To Me Through Christian Dior" Need I say more. The Bible is the most boring fairy tale of all time. Some Jesus Bible Pounding Freak Had this so say about me and I Love It.... "You are terrible and need Jesus in your life to save your soul which has been corrupted by Vanity and Materialism in the Devils Playground" I will Pray for Her.....Bless her heart!!!
I am very intrigue by sexuality and attraction with men in general. I am very analytic when it comes to physical beauty and I have my own image of what is physical perfection. I like starring at attractive strangers and rating them haha. Sometimes I find attractive qualities in people who aren't perfect or my type. The way people look is very interesting to me but many times I just look at someone and think out loud (bless your heart) I will pray for you!! Jesus loves you the Latino Jesus the one from Grindr loves me 2 but I am not really into him
I sparkle with Swarovski Jewelry and Shimmer with Fairy Dust with a Designer Handbag while carrying on like a Flaming Homo.... I mean "Lady"
And if I am not being that ^^^ fabulous I am probably drunk as fuck having the time of my life #FuckYourFace you don't know my life
People to talk to and hang out with date possibly. I am more approachable than people give me credit for :) I am not too bad. Even if you aren't physically my type I will still talk to you :) more so in person than online just because I get a lot messages and I am kind of over it now but I am a cool dude so just be interesting if not attractive. I only ask you not to be weird. I also tend to like older guys. And if you find this profile absolutely outrageous because it is but you can't help how attracted you are to me message me anyway because Vodka anything makes any night interesting!!!! So buy me a drink Bitch!!!! Because the more drunk you are the prettier I look!!!