HeCallsItTheDip
32 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Increasingly crunchy granola.

Wanna make out first and ask questions later? I'm into it. Or, you know, meet for tea and chat about tiny houses.

I'm a salirophiliac. I have an old trailer and a little white dog. I'm also solid LTR material, scout's honor.

Ask me about my chickens!
What I’m doing with my life
I was raised in the kind of place where people pronounced “quesadilla” in a way that rhymed with “Ghostface Killah.” After years of eating Bagel Bites and enjoying the cheap satisfaction of consumerism, I now care deeply about sustainable food, low-impact existence, and people.

One day I bought a tomato plant. Next thing you know, I have a long term goal of producing fuel ethanol in a solar still from sugar beets that I grow in my front lawn. So you know, normal dude stuff.

~Other Relevant Things~

-Podcast listener
-Facebook don't-haver
-Feminist
-GGG
I’m really good at
For money I'm a sound mixer for tv and film. For fun:

1. Bake a whole chicken and use all the scraps (minor burns)
2. Make a bar of soap from bacon grease (additional minor burns)
3. Renovate a house (no fingers lost, many close calls)
4. Ride and repair a motorcycle (moderate burns)
5. Solder a circuit board (small but painful burns)

6. Apply bandaids
The first things people usually notice about me
Stay with me, I'm still ignoring the prompts here. Quick thing:

I think you look great without your makeup on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm picky (read: weird) about music. Turns out that what I really like is a song that tells a story, with clear, easy to hear lyrics. Just plain "sing into this can" style songs. So with that: I like the White Stripes, EELS, some Jonny Cash and Tom Waits, Woody Guthrie and original blues/ Alan Lomax type stuff. Nobody cares about this, right?

My favorite movie is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Also: Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future (III especially. I know.), Mad Max.

I'm reading lots of gardening/farming/sustainability and tiny house type books now. Oh and Mary Roach! You should message me if you're Mary Roach.
The six things I could never do without
I feel much more prepared when I have my mini-leatherman on my keychain. Besides that I'm pretty good at improvising.

WAIT. Pen. I also keep a pen on my keychain. Message me if you need a pen. UPDATE: The pen ran out of ink. Message me if you have suggestions for a superior keychain pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Compost. Is. Magic. To brag: my compost pile can reach 60°F above the ambient air temperature, and transform any organic matter into rich dirt in a matter of weeks. Thanks microorganisms!

Isn't it amazing that there are bacteria all around us existing in hibernation until the temperature rises above 150°?

Message me if you need dirt.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have an alert set for trash day, and it surprises me every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok look... I may be growing a tiny large beard. I'm really sorry about that. Maybe you'll be the reason I trim it!
You should message me if
If there is room in your sidecar.

On a (finally) serious note, I'm a present, feelings-having kind of human who's looking to date in a genuine, primary-partner kind of way.

-and now-

You made it to the butt of my profile! Stick around! We have coffee and cookies for the grownups, orange slices and Capri Suns for the kiddos.
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