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My self-summary
My friends and I are opening a queer coffee shop! Look!


It's gonna be sick.


Increasingly crunchy granola.

Wanna make out first and ask questions later? I'm into it. Or, you know, meet for tea and chat about tiny houses.

I'm a salirophiliac. I have an old trailer and a little white dog. I'm also solid LTR material, scout's honor.

Ask me about my chickens!
What I’m doing with my life
I was raised in the kind of place where people pronounced “quesadilla” in a way that rhymed with “Ghostface Killah.” After years of eating Bagel Bites and enjoying the cheap satisfaction of consumerism, I now care deeply about sustainable food, low-impact existence, and people.

One day I bought a tomato plant. Next thing you know, I have a long term goal of producing fuel ethanol in a solar still from sugar beets that I grow in my front lawn. So you know, normal dude stuff.

~Other Relevant Things~

-Podcast listener
-Facebook don't-haver
I’m really good at
For money I'm a sound mixer for tv and film. For fun:

1. Bake a whole chicken and use all the scraps (minor burns)
2. Make a bar of soap from bacon grease (additional minor burns)
3. Renovate a house (no fingers lost, many close calls)
4. Ride and repair a motorcycle (moderate burns)
5. Solder a circuit board (small but painful burns)

6. Apply bandaids
The first things people usually notice about me
Stay with me, I'm still ignoring the prompts here. Quick thing:

I think you look great without your makeup on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm picky (read: weird) about music. Turns out that what I really like is a song that tells a story, with clear, easy to hear lyrics. Just plain "sing into this can" style songs. So with that: I like the White Stripes, EELS, some Jonny Cash and Tom Waits, Woody Guthrie and original blues/ Alan Lomax type stuff. Nobody cares about this, right?

My favorite movie is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Also: Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future (III especially. I know.), Mad Max.

I'm reading lots of gardening/farming/sustainability and tiny house type books now. Oh and Mary Roach! You should message me if you're Mary Roach.
Six things I could never do without
I feel much more prepared when I have my mini-leatherman on my keychain. Besides that I'm pretty good at improvising.

WAIT. Pen. I also keep a pen on my keychain. Message me if you need a pen. UPDATE: The pen ran out of ink. Message me if you have suggestions for a superior keychain pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Compost. Is. Magic. To brag: my compost pile can reach 60°F above the ambient air temperature, and transform any organic matter into rich dirt in a matter of weeks. Thanks microorganisms!

Isn't it amazing that there are bacteria all around us existing in hibernation until the temperature rises above 150°?

Message me if you need dirt.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have an alert set for trash day, and it surprises me every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok look... I may be growing a tiny large beard. I'm really sorry about that. Maybe you'll be the reason I trim it!
You should message me if
If there is room in your sidecar.

On a (finally) serious note, I'm a present, feelings-having kind of human who's looking to date in a genuine, primary-partner kind of way.

-and now-

You made it to the butt of my profile! Stick around! We have coffee and cookies for the grownups, orange slices and Capri Suns for the kiddos.
The two of us