25 Sydney, Australia
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My self-summary
I am a quiet, conscientious individual who derives a disturbing amount of pleasure from spreadsheets, domestic tasks and cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I am a highly caffeinated traffic engineer. Yes, soon we'll be able to report conclusively that there is indeed traffic in Sydney.

Outside of working hours I work studiously at ruining my body with exercise, motorcycle accidents and chillies.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm good at having my tweets posted on Q&A but it's possible they get fed up with my relentless spamming.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly I have no idea. I don't stop to ask.

Perhaps they get the impression that I'm completely and utterly mad.
(It would explain a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read anything that is recommended to me. Except The Australian, which inexplicably triggers bouts of condescending laughter.

TV: Let's be honest, I just put ABC News 24 (and my beige cardigan) on at most times when I'm near the TV.

Movies - I am aware of them, yes.

Music? I'm exactly like all those people that listen to everything except metal, just the other way around.

Scoff if you must, but my diet is becoming increasingly vegan.
The six things I could never do without
Sausages and Spam
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long it will take me to be more than completely terrible at guitar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Myself usually; however I can't make any promises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At some point I accidentally developed a personality.

I am dreadful at compliments. Both giving and taking. If I'm bothering to message you, you can take it as implicit that I think you're attractive in one way or another.
You should message me if
You laughed at the bit with the cat.

Don't be shy, anything you consider to be too weird, familiar, forward, insulting, cheeky or otherwise zany is more likely to delight me than anything.

There wasn't a bit with a cat but you may have just gone to look for it which is also acceptable.