Outside of working hours I work studiously at ruining my body with exercise, motorcycle accidents and chillies.
Perhaps they get the impression that I'm completely and utterly mad.
(It would explain a lot)
TV: Let's be honest, I just put ABC News 24 (and my beige cardigan) on at most times when I'm near the TV.
Movies - I am aware of them, yes.
Music? I'm exactly like all those people that listen to everything except metal, just the other way around.
Scoff if you must, but my diet is becoming increasingly vegan.
Sausages and Spam
I am dreadful at compliments. Both giving and taking. If I'm bothering to message you, you can take it as implicit that I think you're attractive in one way or another.
Don't be shy, anything you consider to be too weird, familiar, forward, insulting, cheeky or otherwise zany is more likely to delight me than anything.
There wasn't a bit with a cat but you may have just gone to look for it which is also acceptable.