26Cedar Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for someone who wants to go out and try new area restaurants, but also has the commitment to marathon a series on Netflix. Life is about balance, and mac & cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Stat-padding my resume with jobs of increasing responsibilities. That currently means being a assistant manager at a hardware store.

When I'm not giving guests the rundown on why they need a new toilet I'm learning to play the guitar and planning my next two vacations.
I’m really good at
Using song lyrics in every day conversation.
Finishing what I sta
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm quite tall without looking like Gumby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My Favorite books tend to be literary classics: Crime and Punishment, Turn of the Screw, I Am America (and so can you), the usual stuff.

Bands I enjoy include: Daft Punk, David Bowie, David Guetta, ABBA, Enrique Iglesias, Green Day, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Lady Gaga, The Offspring, G-Eazy, Pitbull, The Cars, Supertramp, Scooter, Sum 41, and Franz Ferdinand.

TV: Lost, X-Files, Ash vs Evil Dead, Peep Show, Scrotal Recall, Archer, Arrested Development, Fargo.

Movies: My favorite movies make me think (Donnie Darko, The Social Network) or make me feel (The Iron Giant)

Food: Take me to a good Chinese place and I'll eat for a day, teach me how to make Chinese food..and I'll still go to the Chinese restaurant.
Six things I could never do without
1. That little bit of extra fat in 2% milk.
2. Those old door stops that would make the really cool sounds when you flicked them.
3. 80s synthesizers.
4. A stocked spice rack.
5. Novelty Twitter Accounts.
6. The snooze button.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering if the tiny house lifestyle is right for me.
Why cheese doesn't have a larger place on the food pyramid.
How to translate popular songs into broken Spanish.
What more items would be called if they had names like walkie-talkies.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually teaching my fish valuable life skills so they can eventually move out of the tank. Outside of that I'm probably going to a new restaurant or catching up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry every time I watch The Iron Giant. For real, "you stay, I go." gets me every time.
You should message me if
- Your pickup lines are cheesy enough to be a mac & cheese substitute.
- You want to debate which album was better by (insert band name here)
- Your TV/music quotation game is strong
The two of us