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My self-summary
I am the very model of a Modern major general, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. I know The Kings of England and I quote The Fights Historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted to with matters Mathematical. I understand equations both the simple and quadratical, about binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lotta news.
My name is Paul
ISTP or ISTJ. I frequently fluctuate between the two.
I'm a nerd. I enjoy reading, playing video games, and other nerdy pursuits. My Hogwarts house would be Ravenclaw.
I can be rather shy at first, but I usually warm up quickly.

When I say I want to hang out, I just mean spending time with you, nothing more than that.

I am on the Autism spectrum (Yes, I was diagnosed by a licensed psychiatrist), but it's comparatively mild. All I ask is that you be clear with me if you want me to understand what you're thinking or feeling.
I lived in Florida for the last 20 years and this was my first Northern winter since I was 4.
I think connecting your Instagram to this site is kinda weird.
I don't understand why this site gets pissy when I apathetic about things like do I want my perfect woman to prefer chocolate or vanilla ice cream.
I find writing an initial message here to be akin to writing a cover letter for a job you're not particularly qualified for in terms of discomfort.
The best pick-up line is a Pokemon pick-up line.

I'm an egalitarian, not a feminist, and if you're a feminist who wants to assimilate egalitarianism, I don't think that's cool.

I don't know where I live in relation to all these tiny towns.
My long-term goal on this site is to find someone who is happy to spend the rest of her life with me.

Probably a third of the things I say are sarcastic.
I self-denigrate because somebody has to.

I fenced (saber) several years ago, and I'm a Scuba diver. If I can afford it, I'd love to get back into 1 or both hobbies.

I'm somewhat sedentary.
Politically, I define myself as somewhere between Conservative and Libertarian.

To OKCupid admins or Open Science Framework, I give my permission to the use of my data for the advancement of human knowledge.
If I've visited you, I've probably read your whole profile.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
What I’m doing with my life
Gaming on Steam (add me if you want)
Learning the area
Playing D&D
Trying to go back to school.
Pokémon Going
I’m really good at
Remembering trivia
Poking fun at things I'm reading or watching
Being awkward
If talking to animals with a cutsy baby voice were an Olympic sport, I would be a silver medalist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually sitting in some out of the way corner reading? You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Practically anything, but especially history, science, fantasy, science-fiction, strategy & tactics, and Dungeons and Dragons books. I love to read.

Shows/Anime: Air Crash Investigations, Archer, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica(2004), Better Off Ted, Bob's Burgers, Bojack Horseman, Captain Harlock, Code Geass, Criminal Minds, Danger 5, Doctor Who, Farscape, Firefly, Forensic Files, Futurama, Galaxy Railways, Game of Thrones, Gurren Lagaan, Heaven's Lost Property, Himouto Umaru-chan, IT crowd(UK), Kill la Kill, Keijo!!!, MASH, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Penny Dreadful, Red Dwarf, Seconds from Disaster, Sherlock, Shimoneta, Space Battleship Yamato 2199, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Star Trek TOS, TNG, DS9, Supernatural, X-Files, Zipang

Movies: I am a connoisseur of bad movies and my favorite is probably the 2013 classic "Food Fight"
But I also like science-fiction, fantasy, thrillers, and psychological horror (think Jaws.) I hate gorn/torture porn horror like what Eli Roth creates.

Music: Grand orchestral stuff, stuff from video games, Weird Al Yankovic, Gabe bork remixes

Food: plain meat (especially steak), bread, or pasta.
My sweet tooth controls my life.
Life without dessert is just a desert.

Also, I feel that Video Games should be a category. My favorite kinds of games are Open World shooters and RPGs (Like Skyrim, Witcher, or the Just Cause series). I also love simulation games, particularly of starships, warships, armies, and tanks
Six things I could never do without
My tablet/laptop/smartphone,
D&D 3.5/Pathfinder,
and the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does this app keep suggesting women hundreds of miles away? Is it a conspiracy with the Airlines? Or is it because I'm so bad at being desirable that they have to look much farther afield to find new women to ignore me?
How can I get more battery life out of my smartphone while still being able to use it?
How do I know my perception of reality is the same as everyone else's?
The medical history of Adolf Hitler
Why does Garfield hate Mondays? It's not like his week days are any different from his weekends.
Does OkCupid create fake "likes" on my profile every so often to keep me hooked/sell me the premium product?
Why isn't the stem of Prepare and Repair spelled the same?
Why is the Google doodle for the Olympics focused on fruit?
Why do people still give Communism the benefit of the doubt?
Why is the letter "W" pronounced Double U, when it's clearly two Vs?
How can I get a pug without alienating my current dog?
Will I ever find a woman who wants to date me? Is my self-doubt the reason women don't want to date me? If I continue to chase my own metaphorical tail like this, will I eventually reach some sort of transcendent state of maximum self-loathing?
What is that thing that looks like a breast in the "Sex" icon? Is a disembodied boob the new big sex toy of the year?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, amusing myself with electronics or a book. I'm so exciting.
And this
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worry incessantly about offending people if they don't respond. I can be rather clingy. I'm worried I'll be alone forever because of my own inadequacies. I'm generally pretty open about myself, just ask.
Also, I'm naked under my clothes (Oooh, Scandalous)
I'm generally awful at PvP, and I get angry at myself about it.
You should message me if
You're a nerdy woman looking for a nerdy guy, that's the main criteria.
you don't mind that I'm needy for affection.
Liking animals is important.
If you want people to play D&D with
If you have people who you play D&D with and need another player
You think voting for Hillary Clinton because of her vagina is like voting for Donald Trump because of his hair.
If you noticed that my favorite TV shows were in alphabetical order
You find the reasons behind disasters like Air France 447 utterly fascinating.
You want someone to Pokémon Go with.
Hail Mystic, the Articuno and Only.
You know where I can get back into fencing around here
You can explain the popularity of the dog Snapchat filter.
You think you can wrench me from My waifu!
(I don't actually have a waifu.)
You've read this far and are positively inclined towards me.
The two of us