30 Brick, United States
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My self-summary
I have been told that I am witty and funny. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's what I've been told. I also have been told I have a very dark sense of humor. Despite that and being rather cynical, I do not think I am a negative person.

I do crafts, sometimes. I like making things. I would really like to learn welding. I used to work at a renaissance faire. I like hiking and camping, though I don't do either very often. I love coffee. I read history books for fun.

I despise mayonnaise.

When some one I know is having a bad day, I like to get them a balloon. Sometimes, I like to get myself a balloon.

I am wry, pragmatic, a bad speller and strongly prefer to be the big spoon.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing the poly thing, though I do not have a primary relationship right now and am thinking I would like one.

Just moved to Brick, still settling in.
I’m really good at
Hitting my elbow on things.
Looking like I'm lost when I'm not
Looking like I know what I'm doing when I don't.
Getting tape stuck to itself.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
How completely awesome I am. Humble, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OM nomnomnom

Uh, people seem to think I should actually put stuff here... so here's some crap:

-Nine Inch Nails, though, the last album didn't really do it for me. :/
- I prefer non-fiction and my favorite historical author is Alison Weir. My favorite fiction author is Mercedes Lackey.
- I have a hard time getting into tv or movies and rarely watch either.
-sushi; coffee;
-I prefer ciderover beer, but if I am going to have a beer, I prefer a lambic. I prefer coffee over all alcoholic beverages.
The six things I could never do without
This section is lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hard moose are to draw. Those are some lumpy fuckers.

Sloths look like they are from Jim Henson's Creature Shop.


How weird my cat is.

On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

And if I can help it, not wearing pants.
You should message me if
You like going to museums.

You would like to cook me some awesome waffles. Pancakes are also acceptable.

You have a cat.

I know it's kinda subjective, but if you could try to not be creepy, I would really appreciate it. :(