34San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Not Your Typical Lawyer...

Was all shook up at the end of Titanic when Jack froze in the water...A lifetime of rock climbing, petting tigers and flexing in the mirror could not balance out this disgrace.

Six feet tall sounds more Matterhorn majestic than 1.83 meters high...
What I’m doing with my life
Last-minute cramming for the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, so we can be the same type and live a storybook romance...
I’m really good at
Claiming Spanish fluency:

Pero tendrias que hablar alto y despacio como si yo tuviera dos anos.

(But you would need to speak loudly and slowly like I am two years old.)

I am a special gringo...
The first things people usually notice about me
How my nasally New York accent becomes more tolerable with each drink you consume...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Charles Bukowski's Post Office (introduced Henry Chinaski, hence my username);

Movie: Exodus (with Paul Newman);

Show: King Of Queens;

Music: David Bowie's Diamond Dogs;

Food: Stone crab claws
Six things I could never do without
1. Cable;

2. Costumes;

3. Karaoke;

4. Cocktails;

5. Coffee;

6. Key Lime Pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I got punched in the face on the morning of my birthday...Krav Maga, it's an awesome workout!
On a typical Friday night I am
Skipping steps on Maslow's Hierarchy Of Needs...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was hoping for high blood pressure so I could avoid my first blood drive in high school because I was afraid. Unfortunately, it was normal and I've been donating regularly ever since...
You should message me if
You wanna meet in a light-hearted mainstream part of the City. Nowhere marginal for mama's little jewel!
The two of us