Hepheastus
31 Lincoln Park, United States
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My self-summary
Most of my pictures, like this account, are old. My questions and answers are from 2009. Match percentages may not be accurate.

I've led a pretty drama free life and it is by design. No trouble with the law, emotional baggage, nasty lingering breakups, divorces or child support. No money troubles or any real worries. I'm extremely easy to get along with.

I also live alone. I cut out all troubles in my life or things that can mess it up. So I do not have friends, I do not party, I do not date. Everything in my life, for the most part, is where I want it to be.

I do not rely on help from others.
I do not deal in drama or stupidity.

I am calm almost to a fault. It's a chore to get me riled up about anything.

* I do not like to be around children *
What I’m doing with my life
I work. I'm that guy in a hard hat climbing on utility lines thirty feet up, lugging heavy equipment around, crawling under crawl spaces and drilling through people's homes. But like anything in my life, it's getting terribly dull. I'd like to try something else in the company.

New home owner. I've had it only about a year and have already done a lot to it.
I’m really good at
Building with my hands, cleaning, handling animals, electronics, home automation.

I'm really good at my job.

I do everything in my life by reason, not emotion. I research everything before I make decisions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to make people laugh.
This and my mild manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
The American Dollar, Andrew Bird, Arctic Monkeys, Battles, The Beatles, Boom Boom Satellites, The Black Keys, Blur, Cake, Caravan Palace, City and Colour, Daft Punk, Deathcab for Cutie, Dirty Goods, Dirty Projectors, The Doors, Empire of the Sun, Explosions in the Sky, Father John Misty, Fleet Foxes, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Gorillaz, High Highs, Hot Chip, iamamiwhoami, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Jamiroquai, The Last Shadow Puppets, Led Zeppelin, Margot & The Nuclear So So's, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, MGMT, Mum, Muse, Mogwai, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Portugal. The man, The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, Ratatat, Sanchez is Driven by Demons, Sea Wolf, Sufjan Stevens, Tobacco, Weezer, Whitest Boy Alive, Syd, Winterpills, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and a few others. (Again, old list. Has not changed much though...)

I used to be super into music but my tastes have waned and I'm getting old. New music lately have been bland, not as exciting as it used to be. Maybe I'm just in a rut.

Hate the taste of onions and the texture of mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am not really a person of deep thought. I do not have an inner voice. When I think of things, it's mostly images.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work Fridays 8am-7pm but I'm suppose to know the question means end of the work week.

I'm usually a real bore, at home, living the life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm inwardly super private, I don't really leave my home other than to work. But outwardly, I'll admit things most people won't. I just really don't care.

Not a family guy... mostly because I don't have a family. I'll text message my brother maybe once every three months. See him once every six.
You should message me if
I'm not into sports of any fashion, if you like them that's fine but it's not anything I can contribute to in a conversation.

* I do not like to be around children * not even for a moment.

Other than that I don't have many requirements.

I'm perfectly comfortable being single, once in a blood moon will I feel the pangs of loneliness. It passes seasonally.

I will be distant, I will be aloof. I'm not going to be a try-hard. Keeping a conversation going or remembering certain facts won't be a priority of mine and I wouldn't expect it from other people. I will fail your "do you remember what I said" tests and I will not feel very distraught. I don't have a full head of hair nor am I incredibly handsome.

If that's not for you, I won't even be the teeniest tiniest bit angry or vile about it, I sincerely wish you the best. You don't owe me a thing.
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