This won't be easy.
I am, a writer or things. Yes, I get paid for it. Real money too.
I am very agnostic, loath the status quo and pretty much play be rules I am making up as I go.
Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
I am a student of Dr. Gonzo in life and with pen. Take that into account.
My personal life...well, it reflects the above with a few twists even the doctor might have missed. Nothing about me is simple of mundane or predictable for better or worse.
I find the number of people who say they never drink offensive and odious. Like straight edge concert and Christian Mingle had a baby out of wedlock and sent it to art school up in here.
I am not seeking a spiritual awakening. I read the books, ok? I get it - (Santa Fe, I am looking at you.) I respect your journey, but I am more the Conan the Barbarian type (first movie) - you hone yourself by using every failure to sharpen your blade knowing that what does not kill you will make you stronger....more interesting at parties.
Spending a shocking amount of time writing country songs that make me laugh
Staring at the walls
Listening to the Old 97s and Hank III
Waiting for my ship to come in and hoping it isn't a row boat.
All Chuck's stuff (if you know him, you get me)
One knee (you can never be too sure)
If that doesn't count as six:
Something productive to do for applause or for cash
A razor - I derive most of my power from my shorn head
My baby boy - I do love him so.
Or you seek a pure moment wherein your eyes shine. knees buckle a bit, and things slow down just a bit so you can stop and take it all into your permanent memory. Because, though I don't seek love,
Or you like dive bars and dangerous times of the open roads.
Or both. At once.
No, I am not looking for love, but a little swooning, cold-sweating and hair flipping goes a long way any day.
You can handle a poly thing that isn't tawdry or untoward. Long story. Ask and I will tell.