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My self-summary
Oh lawd. Get my fainting couch and my clutching pearls!

This won't be easy.

I am, a writer or things. Yes, I get paid for it. Real money too.

I am very agnostic, loath the status quo and pretty much play be rules I am making up as I go.

Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

I am a student of Dr. Gonzo in life and with pen. Take that into account.

My personal life...well, it reflects the above with a few twists even the doctor might have missed. Nothing about me is simple of mundane or predictable for better or worse.

I find the number of people who say they never drink offensive and odious. Like straight edge concert and Christian Mingle had a baby out of wedlock and sent it to art school up in here.

I am not seeking a spiritual awakening. I read the books, ok? I get it - (Santa Fe, I am looking at you.) I respect your journey, but I am more the Conan the Barbarian type (first movie) - you hone yourself by using every failure to sharpen your blade knowing that what does not kill you will make you stronger....more interesting at parties.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, between gigs. About to climb the ladder at some expense to general wellbeing. Such are things.

Spending a shocking amount of time writing country songs that make me laugh

Staring at the walls

Listening to the Old 97s and Hank III

Waiting for my ship to come in and hoping it isn't a row boat.
I’m really good at
Writing, writing of music (maybe), MMA and the mental tightrope which is the seduction of the opposite sex. Ok, that last one...that's from an old, old file on me. Ok, actually, I totally made that up hoping to prove it true
The first things people usually notice about me
They usually think I am a bouncer and show me ID. No, really. Has happened many times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The masterworks of Doctor Gonzo
All Chuck's stuff (if you know him, you get me)
Six things I could never do without
All five of my knuckles (it's crazy out here in the streets, yo)

One knee (you can never be too sure)

If that doesn't count as six:

Boxed wine

A guitar

Something productive to do for applause or for cash

A razor - I derive most of my power from my shorn head

My baby boy - I do love him so.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The betterment of me in general. There is no point wherein looking upward isn't warranted. I have many faults, I aim to reduce them as best I can. Just recently. Not self-obssesed but who can like me if I am not an awesome me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting alone in a corner of a bar mocking passerby brutally in ways they will never know and never understand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
IF you dare.

Or you seek a pure moment wherein your eyes shine. knees buckle a bit, and things slow down just a bit so you can stop and take it all into your permanent memory. Because, though I don't seek love,

Or you like dive bars and dangerous times of the open roads.

Or both. At once.

No, I am not looking for love, but a little swooning, cold-sweating and hair flipping goes a long way any day.

You can handle a poly thing that isn't tawdry or untoward. Long story. Ask and I will tell.
The two of us