If it's not apparent in my pictures, I'm Chinese, albeit incredibly whitewashed. My interests include comic books, games of all kinds, piano, and awful, terrible jokes. Puns in particular. Also, I enjoy long walks on the beach. Yes, I do realize that it's a terrible cliche, and I'm ok with that.
And for the more perverted-minded gals out there (by the way: how YOU doin?), my username has nothing to do with a sexual act; those are my initials.
See? Word vomit!
Repping Team Instinct!
Sometimes I take pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/rabidcow/
Those claw machine games.
Using my brain. For the smart making.
Apparently, I'm also surprisingly good at convincing people to buy stuff they don't really need.
Movies: The real list is too long to post here. Some essentials include: The Avengers, Forrest Gump, Ip Man, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, anything Pixar, Serenity, Star Wars (original trilogy!), and many, many more.
TV: Again, too long to post in entirety. Favorites include: Arrested Development, Azumangadaioh!, Breaking Bad, The Colbert Report, Community, The Daily Show, Friends, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, The Walking Dead, and so many more.
Music: Mostly classic rock, but I'm trying to branch out. Favorites include: Audioslave, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robin Sparkles, and more.
Food: I'm not really picky. I'll eat pretty much anything, but in general, I like my food the way I like my comedy: the cheesier the better.
1. Intelligent, clever conversation
2. Fast and reliable internet access
4. My smartphone
5. My own means of transportation
6. I dunno. Cat videos?
...What do I want for lunch?
Bonus points if you:
-Like/know how to dance and think you can teach a guy with two left feet
-Are into photography
-Are a fan of Disneyland
-Enjoy nerdish activities
-Play a musical instrument
Finally, in the interest of saving time (and at the risk of coming off as a total douchebag), these are my dating deal breakers. But let's be honest, we all have them. I am not interested in dating someone who:
-Does hard drugs
-Has no personal goals
-Finds herself frequently asking her friends to explain jokes to her