30San Marino, United States
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My self-summary
I don't really like these open-ended essay formats. I tend to just spew a bunch of word vomit. Aaaaand here we go!

If it's not apparent in my pictures, I'm Chinese, albeit incredibly whitewashed. My interests include comic books, games of all kinds, piano, and awful, terrible jokes. Puns in particular. Also, I enjoy long walks on the beach. Yes, I do realize that it's a terrible cliche, and I'm ok with that.

And for the more perverted-minded gals out there (by the way: how YOU doin?), my username has nothing to do with a sexual act; those are my initials.

See? Word vomit!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working on my Master's in Applied Psychology at USC. Also working full-time to afford said education and trying to find time to be a human being.

Repping Team Instinct!

Sometimes I take pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/rabidcow/
I’m really good at
Remembering tv and movie quotes.

Those claw machine games.

Using my brain. For the smart making.

Apparently, I'm also surprisingly good at convincing people to buy stuff they don't really need.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, A Confederacy of Dunces, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Modern Romance, the Song of Ice and Fire series, comic books. Despite the thickness of my glasses, I'm not terribly well-read.

Movies: The real list is too long to post here. Some essentials include: The Avengers, Forrest Gump, Ip Man, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, anything Pixar, Serenity, Star Wars (original trilogy!), and many, many more.

TV: Again, too long to post in entirety. Favorites include: Arrested Development, Azumangadaioh!, Breaking Bad, The Colbert Report, Community, The Daily Show, Friends, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, The Walking Dead, and so many more.

Music: Mostly classic rock, but I'm trying to branch out. Favorites include: Audioslave, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robin Sparkles, and more.

Food: I'm not really picky. I'll eat pretty much anything, but in general, I like my food the way I like my comedy: the cheesier the better.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1. Intelligent, clever conversation
2. Fast and reliable internet access
3. Music
4. My smartphone
5. My own means of transportation
6. I dunno. Cat videos?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What can I do to be better than I was yesterday?

...What do I want for lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, at the gym, or just hanging out at home. Occasionally wishing my Friday nights were more exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play it cool in public, but in private, I'm disgustingly affectionate.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor and enjoy witty repartee. Also, if you want to geek out and discuss any of the Marvel movies.

Bonus points if you:
-Like/know how to dance and think you can teach a guy with two left feet
-Are into photography
-Are a fan of Disneyland
-Enjoy nerdish activities
-Play a musical instrument

Finally, in the interest of saving time (and at the risk of coming off as a total douchebag), these are my dating deal breakers. But let's be honest, we all have them. I am not interested in dating someone who:
-Does hard drugs
-Has no personal goals
-Finds herself frequently asking her friends to explain jokes to her
The two of us