30 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I get along well with gals who have a sense of humor and an appreciation for sarcasm. I know how to juggle knives. I've been told that I'm a hard person to read. Enough about me already...
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the sights and sounds of the best city on earth. 90s themed parties. Music Therapist for animals. Following and achieving my dreams.
I’m really good at
Music, bad jokes, giving speeches at weddings, white guy dance moves, Halloween costumes, kissing you on the face, making hearts out of numbers and symbols <3
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Look I'm not going to tell you what my Netflix instant queue is. That's too personal. Let's just stick to talking about sex. Never have I ever...
The six things I could never do without
1. New York City
2. Whiskey
3. The Guitar
4. Makin' out
5. My friends
6. My Book Club
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I can find trouble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Busy! So lets do this on a weekday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Trust me... you don't wanna know
You should message me if
This is the part where guys say "Message me if your DTF!" Right? I'm pretty sure that's what I'm supposed to say here.

My favorite part of this site are the crazy stories I have from the girls that turned out to be batshit crazy. So message me if you're a fucking lunatic. Otherwise you're just really boring right? I guess that's cool too though... We can go for drinks and I'll totally listen to you talk about your cat.