OhhhhMG
40 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Here's me:

Driven | Creative | Genuine | Considerate | Flirty | Curious | Kind | Passionate | Goofy | Generous | Foodie | Boozy | Dreamer | Doer | Maker of plans

I’m a relationship anarchist. If you don’t know what that means, Wikipedia has your answer.

ENFP | Aquarius | Heavily inked

😈 I am a bad influence in the best ways 😇
What I’m doing with my life
🔹Epic socializing
🔹Aggressively building my glamour/boudoir photography brand.
🔹Planning my next vacation
I’m really good at
🏠🎉 Throwing spontaneous house parties

💵🍸 Buying the next round.

💥⚪️ Kicking your ass at pinball, probably.

🙇🔤 Stringing words together into eloquent sentences.

💻👓 Pushing pixels around the screen.

👋👍 Engaging in frequent acts of diplomacy.

🔊👣 Dancing like no one is watching.

🎤😆 Singing like no one is listening.

📷🏆 Taking a nice looking photograph.

😴👑 Napping like a boss.

🚫😕 Actively deflecting gossip, negativity, complaining, and snark.

🚫👖🏢 Naked jenga

📻🔒 Getting cheesy/awful/good songs stuck in your head.

👣‼️ Reuniting long lost socks

👅🙊 Perpetuating private memes, a.k.a. inside jokes.

📲👏 High quality emoji usage
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe it's the whimsical/nerdy top I'm wearing. Perhaps it's the tattoos peeking out from under my shirt sleeves. Sometimes its the fact that I’m nailing “These Boots Are Made for Walking” on stage at karaoke. Could be the smile I just gave you? The ginger scruff? Who knows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
🍴 Food
I'll try anything at twice. Japanese, Thai, Indian, Chinese, Italian, Mexican, French, American, Greek, Brazilian. I don't care where it's from. Insert into my mouth.

I feel comfortable at the fanciest restaurant, a casual neighborhood place, a dive with tasty food, or homemade ... All good.

I speak fluent sushi-ese and like to get chummy with the sushi chefs whilst sitting at the bar. Nothing is off the table when it comes to sushi. If it is fresh, I'll eat it.

I ate haggis in Scotland once. I liked it. I've never intentionally eaten a bug, but I would like to try it.

🍸Booze
My tops are Jameson, Slow & Low, Michters Rye, Champagne, Sake, and jello shots (no judgement, please). I've invented a cocktail called a "Tampa Bay Stripper". It's aptly named. Ask me what's in it.

🎧 Music:
I am a music junkie. Every genre. I posses a special love for pop, soundtracks, EDM & electronica, rock, blues, old goth/industrial, and hip-hop. I could listen to music every waking hour, and often do.

Sharing music with friends is a favorite pastime of mine. Send me your favorite song!

🎥 Movies
Faves include Back to the Future, all the Tarantinos, all the Pixars, Her, Limitless, so many more.

📺 TV
When I used to watch tv, I liked Californication, faves include Fallon, Inside Amy Schumer, Black Mirror, So You Think You Can Dance, Project Runway, Game of Thrones, Modern Family. I don't watch TV any more.

I have a surplus of unusable knowledge about obscure 80s sitcoms and their respective theme songs.

📚 Books
Ready Player One (Ernest Cline), Utopia (Lincoln Child), Harrison Bergeron (Kurt Vonnegut), A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (Jhonen Vasquez), Barry Ween (Judd Winck), Arkham Asylum (Grant Morrison and Dave McKean)

👾 Video Games
I'm a gamer. No shame. Only pride.

My video game platform chronology:
Game & Watch ► Atari 2600 ►Colecovision ► Game Boy ► Commodore 64 ► Apple II ► Sega Genesis ► Macintosh ► PC ► Playstation ► Xbox ► PS2 ► PSP ► Xbox 360 ► PS3 ► iPhone ► iPad

Currently playing SW Galaxy of Heroes

⚪️ Pinball
Pinball has a special place in my heart. I have fond memories of my Dad taking me to the local arcades and getting introduced to pinball at a very young age. Since then, I have always had pinball around me. They are jewel-boxes of fun that manage to combine some of my favorite things: art, music, gameplay, engineering, physics, animation, whimsy, and chaos. You can sometimes find me flipping out at Shorty's, John John's, or Add-a-Ball.

🎲 Analog Games
I love playing games with my friends around the table, even though I am often quite bad at it. It's such a great time to get together, eat, drink, and smack-talk for a few hours. I'm always up for a game. Here's what I've been playing as of late: 7 Wonders, Small World, Dominion, Lords of Waterdeep, Ticket to Ride, Last Night on Earth
The six things I could never do without
- my glasses
- headphones
- the internets
- whimsy
- rhythm
- wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... what my cat is saying when she meows
On a typical Friday night I am
... getting up to some shenanigans
You should message me if
You, too, are a relationship anarchist.

♊️ Gemini, ♈️ Aries, and ♎️ Libra strongly encouraged ☺️
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