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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Will! It's nice to meet you, kind of.

Before living in Medford, I was living in Brooklyn. Brooklyn was pretty cool if you don't mind being shot at and robbed constantly. But there was some great pizza, so I guess it is a trade off.

I like lots of things, fun being one of them. I like to go on adventures, but also enjoy a lazy night staying in and going through my Netflix queue.

I recently tried Bikrim yoga for the first time. Apparently, I'm made of granite. I'm either going to go until I get good at it, or until my Groupon runs out.
What I’m doing with my life
I often write scripts, make videos, and do terrible stand up. OH, and I work at a heart lab right now. Before that I was a substitute teacher. I should mention that I went to school for film and neither of those professions I just mentioned.
I’m really good at
Grilling, growing a beard, story telling, making people feel better, playing with babies, manly stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Ghosts, The Long Halloween, Last Words.

Movies: Ghostbusters, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, UP, Jurassic Park, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Princess Bride, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Toy Story, Buried, Taken, Running Scared, Aliens, Batman Returns.

Music: I love a lot of terrible music. I listen to mostly hardcore, but I'm sure you'd be surprised if you saw my playlist and the amount of Passion Pit in there...

Podcasts: The Nerdist, WITS, Doug Loves Movies, The Joe Rogan Experience, Stuff You Should Know, You Made It Weird, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, After Dark Radio.

TV Shows: The Simpsons, American Dad, Community, LOST, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Dexter, Man VS Food, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, Futurama, The League, SNL.

Food: Steak, sweet potatoes, burritos, frozen yogurt, apple anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I lock my car door? I'm constantly second guessing if my car is locked or if someone can just open my door and steal all those half drank water bottles or post it notes with directions to places I visited a month ago on them.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about non water bottle or post it note related things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Causing trouble or being lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nice try, internet.
You should message me if
If I've dazzled you.

(Or if you want real answers to any of these questions).
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