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My self-summary
In the not so famous words of Anne Hathaway as cat woman, "I'm adaptable!"

I'm full of random movie quotes and lyrics. I'm quick witted and love to make people laugh! My co workers say I should be a stand up comedian, but I like the natural environment for jokes. a stage seems to formal and too much pressure on both my audience and me.

I respect and stand behind equal rights for everyone reguardless of sexual identity or orientation! I don't like cultural standards of gender either...it never works out when you try and lump people into two categories!

I'm just looking for some great connections with new people. Nothing to serious and I'm open to poly relationships. If something develops thats cool too, I'd be down for monogomy if I found someone that was worth it.

I like to experience new things and go on adventures around the NW. I'd like to find someone to dance with even though I'm not very good. I still enjoy it and someday I'll get the moonwalk right!

I'm a chef, so my availability is late nights during the week and my weekend is monday and tuesday, which makes it hard to coordinate adventures because everyone I know has weekends off. Kinda sucks.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a chef. I sing karaoke a lot. I also have a pretty sweet vegetable garden and I'm looking for a new place around here to move to at the end of the summer. Trying to spend as much time barefoot out in nature or at the lake boating.
I’m really good at
being prepared for anything (seriously, my mind goes off thinking of all the possible scenarios that might happen and figuring out what I'd do if they did)
Holding my liquor
Making people laugh
Dancing like a white dude
Making playlists and hipstering out on music
Driving a boat
The first things people usually notice about me
I have brown hair and a red beard. My dad had brown hair and my mom has red. So I inherited my dad's hair and my mom's beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Ham on Rye, The Giver, works by C.S. Lewis, H.P. Lovecraft, and J.R.R. Tolkien. I like lots of Poetry, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and good graphic novels like The Watchmen.

Movies: Four Rooms, Walk Hard, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pi, The Music Man, Army of Darkness, The Transformers: The Movie (1986, the cartoon movie with one of the best soundtracks ever), Happy Gilmore(it's where I got my nickname from), The Room, O Brother Where Art Thou, This is Spinal Tap, Willow, Batman movies, Predator, V for Vendetta, The Avengers, A Clockwork Orange.

T.V: Star Trek, Adult Swim, Twilight Zone, Shark Week, Family Guy, The League, Game of Thrones, and stand up comedy specials on Netflix. Rick and Morty

Music: Gogol Bordello, Tune Yards, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pepper, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deadmau5, St. Vincent, The Mars Volta, Beirut, Andrew Bird, Major Lazer, Ween, The Arctic Monkeys, Nero, The Decemberists, Frank Sinatra, Die Antwoord...pretty much anything!

I listen to a LOT of music and all different kinds, except most dirty south, polka, and kid covers of pop songs. But to be fair I guess I haven't really given them a shot.
Six things I could never do without
Drinkin Baileys from a shoe
My multi-pass
My Monkey
Howard Dean yelling "Byaaah!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The insprational speeches from the first two Mighty Ducks movies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I am in the kitchen business, so my weekends are usually Mondays and Tuesdays. When I'm not doing laundry or cleaning I like to go out to bars or camping or to my cabin by the lake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To be blunt, I'm a well-endowed cis switch with most experience being dom. But I don't want that to be the only qualities people look for in me.
You should message me if
You actually read my profile and are intersted in making and meeting a new friend.
I probably wont respond to "hi" or "hey" but I'll always respond to "BYAH!"
Don't call me pet names before we've even met...that's wierd.
Unlike guys, if you do have a shirtless selfie if you in the mirror that will definitely illicit a respone from me!
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