I'm full of random movie quotes and lyrics. I'm quick witted and love to make people laugh! My co workers say I should be a stand up comedian, but I like the natural environment for jokes. a stage seems to formal and too much pressure on both my audience and me.
I respect and stand behind equal rights for everyone reguardless of sexual identity or orientation! I don't like cultural standards of gender either...it never works out when you try and lump people into two categories!
I'm just looking for some great connections with new people. Nothing to serious and I'm open to poly relationships. If something develops thats cool too, I'd be down for monogomy if I found someone that was worth it.
I like to experience new things and go on adventures around the NW. I'd like to find someone to dance with even though I'm not very good. I still enjoy it and someday I'll get the moonwalk right!
I'm a chef, so my availability is late nights during the week and my weekend is monday and tuesday, which makes it hard to coordinate adventures because everyone I know has weekends off. Kinda sucks.
being prepared for anything (seriously, my mind goes off thinking of all the possible scenarios that might happen and figuring out what I'd do if they did)
Holding my liquor
Making people laugh
Dancing like a white dude
Making playlists and hipstering out on music
Driving a boat
Movies: Four Rooms, Walk Hard, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pi, The Music Man, Army of Darkness, The Transformers: The Movie (1986, the cartoon movie with one of the best soundtracks ever), Happy Gilmore(it's where I got my nickname from), The Room, O Brother Where Art Thou, This is Spinal Tap, Willow, Batman movies, Predator, V for Vendetta, The Avengers, A Clockwork Orange.
T.V: Star Trek, Adult Swim, Twilight Zone, Shark Week, Family Guy, The League, Game of Thrones, and stand up comedy specials on Netflix. Rick and Morty
Music: Gogol Bordello, Tune Yards, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pepper, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deadmau5, St. Vincent, The Mars Volta, Beirut, Andrew Bird, Major Lazer, Ween, The Arctic Monkeys, Nero, The Decemberists, Frank Sinatra, Die Antwoord...pretty much anything!
I listen to a LOT of music and all different kinds, except most dirty south, polka, and kid covers of pop songs. But to be fair I guess I haven't really given them a shot.
Howard Dean yelling "Byaaah!"
I probably wont respond to "hi" or "hey" but I'll always respond to "BYAH!"
Don't call me pet names before we've even met...that's wierd.
Unlike guys, if you do have a shirtless selfie if you in the mirror that will definitely illicit a respone from me!