28Woodbury, United States
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My self-summary
1. You can post pictures of us together so your ex gets jealous and asks if you'll take him back.

2. We can try and create something that doesn't end in me paying alimony for the rest of my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Defeating depression one smile at a time.
I’m really good at
Working full time and living in a van. Say what?
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.. I'll tell you they are contacts. (They aren't)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything classified under the rock genres.. I like to buy/listen to vinyl.

Books: Scar Tissue.. Heroin Diaries.. Not Dead and Not For Sale

TV: Netflix.. Currently on season 3 of Weeds
Six things I could never do without
Basketball shorts
Lazy time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything.. At random times. Lately Krampus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinks with some sort of deep fried appetizer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kinda want to be a father so I want to adopt a 17 year old to test out how life would be if I was a parent. If things don't work out after a year they are free to leave no strings attached.
You should message me if
You have a question. Any question..

Your friends and family are starting to think you're a lesbian or a future cat laydee, so you need a prop to get them off your back.. Hi!

You want a friend with benfits! (I mean with a full time job and medical you dirty minded lay lay)

Or, if you have a suggestion to enhance my okc profile. (That's teamwork)
The two of us