HiHoDuke
31 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Idiot.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in fashion. I also write short fiction and poetry in my spare time. Somehow still straight.
I’m really good at
The English language, sexting, remembering useless information, forgetting useful information, acting like an idiot while secretly being a genius.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They are pleasant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have noticed a shift in my reading habits from predominantly non-fiction to predominantly fiction as the years go by. My theory is that, having found the world to be an ugly place, I am now more keen to escape from it.

Movies: Anything with explosions and/or nudity. Also, I like documentaries because you learn things without having to read.

Shows: Louie, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bob's Burgers, An Idiot Abroad, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, King of the Hill, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, a bunch more.

Music: Depends on whether I want to think, cry, chill, make out, die, dance, party, sulk, reminisce or punch someone.

Food: Spicy. If I haven't heard of it I immediately want to try it.
The six things I could never do without
Books
Music
Friends
Nature
Sriracha
A clean pair of boxer-briefs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to eat
how stuff works
what people look like naked
SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating, drinking, being merry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Dogs > most things > people

It may look like I'm jogging, but in my head I'm Richard Kimble fleeing from Tommy Lee Jones.

Goggles may look goofy, but you get to go underwater and look at butts.

Driving at night is cool because I can sing along to The Cranberries without being seen.

I had an actual banana in my pocket once but no one asked about it.
You should message me if
You want to hang out for a bit and do something fun.

You want to take me someplace with amazing food/beer/coffee.
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