Hi_Refinition
45 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
The semi-true tales of me:

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Unfortunately for me it was Chuck Norris and I was beaten to a pulp. My superpower is I can hear peoples thoughts but only in Russian. My anti-power is that I pick the slow lane every time. Video games are my drug of choice. I make the best grill cheese sandwiches. My carbon footprint is a size 10. Milk and cookies make any bad day better unless you are lactose intolerant, then it becomes a real shitty day. I'm trying to learn “hello” & “thank you” in as many languages as I can.

Now to be 100% honest:
I have been told that I am a great guy. Then again, it is hard to tell someone to their face that they suck, unless you are mad at them. I am very easy going guy that enjoys doing the little things, like opening the door or having a warm bubble bath ready after a stressful day. Most of my free time is spent in roller derby working as a official. Most of my weekends I am at a game or taking a road trip for one.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a small video post production house during the day. Roller Derby referee at night. Searching for the greatest burger in-between.
I’m really good at
Making fun of myself to make others laugh
Listening
Driving long distances in a single day. (600+ miles)
Knowing random stupid facts
The first things people usually notice about me
My two different colored eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies
Young Frankenstein, Goodfellas, Kalifornia, Star Wars, Jaws, Schindler's List, The Departed, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Office Space, (and many more...)
Music
Most anything but country or jazz. Mainly 80's & 90's rock, blues, classical.
T.V.
Firefly, Deadliest Catch, The Office, 30 Rock, Futurama, True Blood, Hung, Entourage, Weeds, Lost, Farscape, WKRP, Wipeout...
Books
Not much of a reader sorry to say. (just being honest)
Food
Burgers, Steaks, Pizza, Mexican, SpaghettiOs (yes), Breakfast
The six things I could never do without
1. Air (that's should be everyone's number 1)
2. A job
3. Family & Friends (they just go together)
4. Movies
5. Laughter
6. Cuddles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a first date should be?

(A) Nice meal at a fine restaurant.
(B) Rob a bank & flee the country
(C) Go to the airport and take a flight anywhere.
(D) Walk in the park
(E) drinks at a quiet bar

Anything could be a first date. Personally I'm not sure about option B but I'm a sucker for a great smile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Currently if I'm not making a weekend trip for a roller derby match, I'll be hanging at the home watching anything on the Netflix or Tivo. Taking my dogs for a walk. Baking, yes I like to bake now and then.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a open book for the most part. Ask a question and I will answer it
You should message me if
You are looking to laugh and have fun...maybe a free dinner.
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