28 Canberra, Australia
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My self-summary
I was going to type out a satirical list of meaningless attributes that show I'm a special snowflake but got bored half way through and decided to write this paragraph instead explaining my intentions.
What I’m doing with my life
Existing, despite the odds.
I’m really good at
misjudging where the corner of my desk is.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I can't read minds, therefore can not accurately answer this question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The rise of technology and the resulting ease of consuming culture that has arisen as a result; makes it very difficult to pick favourites through sheer volume. It doesn't help that my tastes could be best described as eclectic.

So rather than pick favourites, I'll list the most recent thing in each category that I remember really enjoying.

Book: Mr. Mercedes
Movie: Blue Ruin
Show: Stranger Things
Music: Wildflower - The Avalanches
Food: Honey on toast
The six things I could never do without
Humans are one of, if not; the most adaptable species on the planet. Other than the bare essentials needed to sustain life, I think I could make do.

Although I must admit, going 2 weeks with incredibly slow internet was borderline torture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Myer–Briggs is just as useless as astrology.
If Okcupid is doing some Facebook/Google style meddling with my "recent activity" section and giving me all these "Don't message me if you're under 6ft" type of women; or that there is a massive trend going around again.
If people are really stupid enough to fall for those "Fuck me now but first send me a message at this dodgy website." spam messages I keep receiving.
On a typical Friday night I am
mainly sticking to a pattern this year, consisting of watching Collingwood lose then spending the rest of the night on the internet looking up information on the latest terror attack. Something I wish would cease on both accounts.
You should message me if
you would like to have a conversation with me. As I'm rather apathetic about on-line dating, I seldom send out messages. I typically reply assuming effort has been put into the message.