So, I realized that I have been laser-focused on my career recently, to the exclusion of almost everything else. I'm looking to change that, starting by meeting some cool new people. Who has time to take themselves too seriously?
I am bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica.
My current aspiration is to become Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. I'll settle for Assistant Regional Manager if necessary. Or Assistant TO the Regional Manager. I'd even settle for becoming the next Duke Silver, serenading the women of Pawnee with my smooth saxophone sounds.
Looking for a particularly offensive game of Cards Against Humanity? I'm your man.
Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, video games, gummy bears, Foo Fighters (my favorite band), the Beatles ("Hey Jude" is my favorite song) and everything about the 90's: these are a few of my favorite things. Also I am a Philadelphia sports fan until the day I die.
Update: recent television obsessions include Raising Hope on Netflix (hilarious) and Hannibal (even though those jerks at NBC canceled it already).
Lately I've been wondering why OKCupid keeps suggesting women from NYC. Nothing against New York, but that's quite a hike from the Philadelphia area, guys.
It would help if you aren't making that weird pouty face while throwing up a gang sign in any of your pictures. Oh, and is your profile a long, nasty list of people you don't want to talk to? Bye.