29 Woodside, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in Vermont, went to college upstate, spent a couple years building killer robots, and now I'm shoveling code through the tubes of the internet. I think that pretty much covers my life up until now.

I do not take myself very seriously. Eventually I'd like to settle down and have some nice, strong convictions about big issues... I know I'll feel warm and fuzzy inside once I've figured out the answers to all the important questions. But right now I'm confused about most of them and am okay with that.

I enjoy being sarcastic, saying absurd things, and composing convoluted analogies that muddle my point instead of clarifying it. Usually people can tell when I'm being serious. Sometimes I cannot.
What I’m doing with my life
I make web applications for a luxury real-estate management company. Oh yeah, it's as sexy as it sounds - please let me tell you all the juicy details about our online system for processing broker invoices.

Outside the nine to five, I'm dice-chucking, whiskey-drinking, trail-blazing, kettlebell-swinging, frisbee-slinging, pan-frying, and city-meandering.

I've also recently been getting into philosophy and pop psychology. So far I've figured out that humans are irrational and that there is a lot of disagreement about morality.

Also, working on a super cool website that will definitely revolutionize the way the world critically examines and discuss important issues and published works (no chance of failure fo sho).
I’m really good at
- Armchair philosophizing.

- Board games

- Cooking

- Guessing the correct path at unmarked forks in the trail.

*UPDATE* I discovered my correct-path-choosing intuition is not so great after I wandered into Harriman state park by myself with no map and a dead cell phone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Made to Stick, Cat's Cradle, The Tipping Point, A Whole New Mind, Ender's Game, Thinking Slow and Fast, The Righteous Mind, and Justice.

Movies: Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, The Insider, Catch Me If You Can, Revolutionary Road.

Shows: Its Always Sunny, Rick and Morty, South Park, Archer, Louie, Girls, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Home Movies. Friday Night Lights (!).

Music: Recently listening to a lot of Aesop Rock, Sufjan Stevens, Bonobo, Boards of Canada, The Kills and Blockhead. I like how easy last.fm makes this question.

Food: All the things that go well with beer, such as burgers, pizza, whiskey and lucky charms.
The six things I could never do without
delusions of grandeur
friends/family (yeah they only get one slot... THE BOTTOM ONE)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should push the man in front of the trolley to save five people.

How's New York City holding up? Judging from what I've read on this site, it's been used by a lot of people. People who apparently are so uncaring that they would BRAG about how much they "take advantage it". What has the city done to deserve such treatment?
On a typical Friday night I am
battling gravity (my go-to drinking game)
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously and you think we may get along.

You enjoy talking about philosophy or why people do the things they do.