I am open-minded, kind-hearted, and big-boned.
Debt free, college educated, and propertied.
Multifaceted, dichotomous, and simple.
Sweet, salty, and unctuous.
Rife with testosterone and in touch with my feelings. Amused by clever wordplay and occasionally farts. A friendly lunatic, a clever weirdo, an eccentric genius. I could be any of those things or all of those things or none of them. It's all a matter of perspective and timing.
I love movies. Again, something better talked about in real life. I'd be pretty happy seeing a movie every week in the theater. Just so you know...I don't like missing the trailers and please, Silence is Golden.
The Road Warrior, Super Troopers, Holy Motors, and everything else.
I love shows. There are too many of them now. I have to pick and choose what I watch. Remember when binge watching wasn't even a thing? This is something else we can talk about in real life. Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, The Great British Bake Off, and too much other crap.
I love music. I can't think of a genre I haven't loved some example of.
Unless The Eagles are a genre in and of themselves. My distaste for them is thorough and unfounded. Talking Heads, Death Grips, Ian and Sylvia, and anything in between or around.
I love food the most. Any of it, all of the time. I am a real deal motherfucking gourmand. I could probably live on bean burritos, pizza, and pho though.
That being said...
You should definitely message me if we are destined to know one another, whether as acquaintances or friends or perhaps something more.
Or if you'd like me to make you dinner. Or if you're throwing a party and you'd like help getting ready. Or if you want to go see Zootopia.