TheFunchurch
40 Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
Hi. My name is Soren.

I am open-minded, kind-hearted, and big-boned.

Debt free, college educated, and propertied.

Multifaceted, dichotomous, and simple.

Sweet, salty, and unctuous.

Rife with testosterone and in touch with my feelings. Amused by clever wordplay and occasionally farts. A friendly lunatic, a clever weirdo, an eccentric genius. I could be any of those things or all of those things or none of them. It's all a matter of perspective and timing.
What I’m doing with my life
I keep hearing all this talk about revolution. I'm pretty disgusted with the status quo myself, so I'm starting a little revolution too. A super fun revolution.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Whistling. Sculpting. Laughing. Massaging. Giving good feelings about all kinds of things. La petit mort. Making sense of all kinds of things. Seeing both sides. Bragging on internet profiles. Real world modesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love reading. I think this is a conversation better had in real life. I definitely read more fiction than non-fiction though, and I would definitely like to spend some time quietly reading with you. The Stand, The Stranger, The Giving Tree, and a thousand more.

I love movies. Again, something better talked about in real life. I'd be pretty happy seeing a movie every week in the theater. Just so you know...I don't like missing the trailers and please, Silence is Golden.
The Road Warrior, Super Troopers, Holy Motors, and everything else.

I love shows. There are too many of them now. I have to pick and choose what I watch. Remember when binge watching wasn't even a thing? This is something else we can talk about in real life. Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, The Great British Bake Off, and too much other crap.

I love music. I can't think of a genre I haven't loved some example of.
Unless The Eagles are a genre in and of themselves. My distaste for them is thorough and unfounded. Talking Heads, Death Grips, Ian and Sylvia, and anything in between or around.

I love food the most. Any of it, all of the time. I am a real deal motherfucking gourmand. I could probably live on bean burritos, pizza, and pho though.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Food, Fun, Fiction, and F Words.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend quite a bit of my time thinking about how to think less. And food. And cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work? At the movies? Out to dinner? An art opening? Socializing? Cooking dinner at home? Takeout and Netflix? Going to bed early? On my way out of town? Exploring? Reading? Dancing? Misbehaving? Behaving so good?
You should message me if
I hesitate to say that you should message me. The paradox of choice is too much for me and most of the rest of us to bear.

That being said...

You should definitely message me if we are destined to know one another, whether as acquaintances or friends or perhaps something more.

Or if you'd like me to make you dinner. Or if you're throwing a party and you'd like help getting ready. Or if you want to go see Zootopia.
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