34Saskatoon, Canada
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My self-summary
Oh hey! SO I'm 31 years old. I have a beautiful daughter who is a total threenager lol... She's #1 in my life, always.

I love movies, music, singing, modeling, makeup, and playing video games... I don't go out too often, but I really love just relaxing at home watching netflix! If I do go out, karaoke-ingredients or hanging out at a club/lounge is what I'm doing. Hmm. A little about me... Well, I'm engaged to a pretty great guy, so I'm just looking to make some friends only! Male or female, but preferably female. I'm pretty mature, but I'm also pretty strange. I make and laugh at fart jokes, and can make anything sound dirty. I'm a fan of saying "that's what she said" when it's less than appropriate, but I can also be serious when I need to be... Except that deep down inside, I'm probably wishing I could say something inappropriate. I'm not an idiot, but I wouldn't say I'm brilliant, either. I'm one of those people who likes to learn because I WANT to, not when I have to. And if something is brought up that I know nothing about, I tend to quickly get educated about it right away. So basically, I know a lot about things that are totally unimportant :D Also, I'm super honest... Sometimes in a brutal way... Sometimes I apologize... Sometimes I shouldn't have to. You know? Ya, you know!
What I’m doing with my life
Raising a daughter/future super hero and being super duper awesome. Also modeling and freelance makeup artistry
I’m really good at
Singing, playing the guitar, acting, whining, sleeping, video games, learning songs (on guitar and piano) just by hearing em, sitting, writing, quoting TV shows and movies, doing make up, picking my nose... actually I'm only okay at picking my nose. But I'm pretty awesome at everything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ummmmm... Well shoot. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes... But I have no idea why because they're literally brown. The colour of most poops... So nothing too special about em. Also, when I tell people my age, they literally jump back saying "WHAT? REALLY??!? HSHDDYRGDSJS9$ /! +:6!!/HDHDUDHSH5*!*!" Fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To be quite honest with you, I'm more into reading *about* things... My brain is full of useless information (some of it may be mildly useful though.)

Movies: Moulin Rouge! Pretty well all the classic Disney cartoons, especially The Hunchback of Notre Dame, all Tim Burton films; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Actually, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, 1408, Garden State, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Pan's Labyrinth, Closer, Rent, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, and so on. Honestly, there are waaaay too many faves to name.

Music: oh dear God.... Again, too much. Um... Whatever doesn't suck (in my opinion, of course.)

Food: Also whatever doesn't suck. Although pastas are my fave.

TV: the big bang theory, American horror story, how I met your mother, Dora the Explorer---wait, what??? Sorry, I just watch it so dang much cuz of my daughter haha. ;p smallville , holy crap I'm realizing that there are too many shows to list, so I'll end here.
Six things I could never do without
Well, my daughter(!), a toilet, clothes, my guitar, tv (tried living without that once... Just couldn't do it), and my phone!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should write in these things.


My daughter. She's seriously the best. Not only is she adorable (and that's an unbiased opinion, obviously) but she cracks me up every single day and makes me smile!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on my couch watching tv or movies with my daughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The toilet is a comfortable chair, I think.
You should message me if
You are ONLY looking for friends or understand and respect that I'm only looking for friends. You aren't annoying and/or perverted. AND if you are funny and can talk to me about fun stuff!

You have good grammar skills, and don't talk like "how r u wud u lyk 2 meet"

You've never seriously said "YOLO" or that you had "swag"

Also if you live in my area and are really awesome.

Also, I'm quite happy with my fiance. Just saying :)

I repeat: NO PERVERTS!!! Why do I stress this point, you may be wondering? Because I've had tons of perverted messages in the far off past as well as in recent history... And I'm honestly a bit sick of it. I promise you though that you WILL be ignored if you choose to be gross.
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