31 Ames, United States
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My self-summary

and on we go..

Hello, ladies, look at your computer, now back to me, now back at your computer, now back to me. Sadly, your computer isn't me, but if you stopped what you're doing and sent me a message, it could be me instead. Look down, back up, where are you? You're still reading this when you could be with a real man. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you send me a message. Queue the secret agent music..


Now I'm guessing I have your attention.. back at me..

You're dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I'll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, "How come I've never met a guy like this before??!!" Details at 11.

I hate it when women are "DROP DEAD GORGEOUS" on the outside and "DROP DEAD GARBAGE" on the inside. Dont be like that.

I can throw a football over those mountains over there. I have won numerous elementary school art awards. I can wear a bandana on my head without looking like a clown. I can juggle 3 items of the same shape, weight, and size for an average of 25 seconds. When I get really bored, I like to go to people's houses and see how many household items I can turn upside down before they notice. So far my record is 27. I believe if the plural of mouse is mice, then the plural of spouse should be spice. I love my mother very much, I always wear clean socks, and I do my own cooking when I can. Let me explain what exactly I'm looking for in a metaphor. Being able to do a backflip demonstrates that you possess a lot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand shows that you have a fun, adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. While I don't need you to be able to do backflips, nor do I expect you to..I'm looking for someone with those qualities. I just want to meet up breifly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes-or neither. But we will never know unless you send that message.

And PLEASE don't message me if you are just looking to hook up, because im not that type of girl and I wont respond.

stay thirsty my friends...
What I’m doing with my life
I am living in Ames, Iowa, working at Iowa State. All I have been doing as of late is working on my fitness, trying to live a healthy life, and getting ready for the baseball season this summer. I also have been hitting up the karaoke scene quite often!
I’m really good at
Im really good at a lot of things in my own mind but i dont have time to list them all ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Although i hate my smile, people probably notice it first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Awww yeah, time to nerd it up. All the Harry potter books which i have read multiple times each. Love japanese anime/manga, i dont care if im to old for it that shit rocks, naruto, bleach, FMA, deathnote, cowboy bebop. I'm a giant superhero fan so any superhero movie is usually gold to me. There are exceptions to that because they just get it completely wrong in some movies... I like all sorts of music, no specific style. And i will litterally eat anything once, and probably more than once.
The six things I could never do without
Chicago Bears.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh boy... What super power I would have if i could only choose one. What I would do if i won the lottery. Whether or not I should quit everything in my life and try to become a ninja.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. But after that trying to find something fun to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got hit by a semi-truck in a car and lived. Clearly I am invincible
You should message me if
You are looking for some fun