HopelesslyThoro
31 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Like a bag of free swag at a convention, I'm a mix of all things fun and nerdy! D&D, pop culture references, weird t-shirts and oh so much more. I also have a strong desire for self-improvement and I am very interested in float tanks, cannabis, psychedelics, and open honest communication.

I am polyamorus and am still working out new details with my (now long distance) girlfriend. Just started working on my elevator speech and would enjoy practicing fun consentual adult things like building a kick-ass blanket fort, smoking a bunch of weed in it, then watching Westworld.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Portland (Dec '16) and I'm slowly learning all the important things; like how long I have to microwave my oatmeal for, or where the best burrito is made within walking distance.

I'm big into the D&D and some of the local conventions. If I'm not playing games with friends, I might be working on music, or practicing my secret hobby, badminton.
I’m really good at
Story telling. I've grown a lot lately and the one thing that remains is the joy in building, listening to, watching, or role playing in a really good story.

I also can be pretty crafty when I have the tools and time, and I've been told I make pretty good Dungeon master (for D&D, but I'm pretty open about kinks too :D).
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard, the shirt, or the socks. Depends on the day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Netflix / Internet watching stuff: Parks and Rec, Harry Potter, Star Trek (TNG and Voyager mostly), Star Wars, Back to the future, Steven Universe, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Venture bros, Spirited away, The Rocketeer, Fists of Fury, Casino Royal, The Fifth element, Samurai Jack, and a whole smattering more of pop culture, internet culture, and nerd culture things! (guess you can say I'm like a petri dish; VERY CULTURED)

Books: I listen to audio books from time to time, recently I listened to Ready Player One, and Dies the Fire.

I like rooting around on soundcloud and 8tracks or Bandcamp. Current moods; Vaporwave, Future Funk, Chillwave, Chiptunes, 90s Rock / Hip hop

Food: working on healthier choices!
The six things I could never do without
I deeply enjoy hanging with my friends and I would be lost without them.

I need my car to get around and work.

The occasional SNES game for nastalgia

Dungeons and Dragons or RPGs in general

and... well that's mostly it. Maybe some good jams for long car trips or a HBO go password for when Game of Thrones is on air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I should launch my parody nerd rap career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Preparing for Saturday D&D games, browsing tinder (or OKC), listening to a book, or playing a video game. Often many of these at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spent a lot of years working on my emotional / mental health. It was a dark time, and worth every moment of hesitation.

I suggest everyone should question their boundaries every so often.
You should message me if
-you want to roll the (20 sided) dice and see what happens.

- You enjoy consensual touch (back rubs or scratching / cuddles)

-your need help grinding levels in your final fantasy game (older ones preferred, but not required)

-you want someone to smoke a bowl with
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