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My self-summary
I believe that the following pick-up lines should be air-tight...

1. Ello Ello
2. Ahhh, herroh preeze

However, it appears that most women I'm attracted to do not share my belief. Go figure.

I'm a work to live kinda guy, not vice versa. Ironically, I do tend to put forth more effort towards my work than other parts of my life (which really are more important) sometimes.

Way more East Coast than West Coast, but I think mostly in the right ways. Sometimes I think Portland is the world capital of lack of spacial and situational awareness.

I'll take quality over quantity any day of the week. That includes friends, food, etc. The same obviously extends to sex, hence my presence on OkCupid. However, I do recognize the irony of that statement.

If you make it to the end of all this nonsense, you'll see I'm looking for a teammate and not a coach. That's just how a honkey feels.
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to figure that out in some respects.

Improving my lot in life and trying not to step on anybody else's toes while doing so.

Not playing enough cribbage and hot dice. Call me boring, but playing some games with friends is what I consider an enjoyable evening. That coupled with a nice meal and a few quality adult beverages.

If most of this sounds ambiguous, that's because it is. I've just recently gotten myself to a point where I can start earnestly contemplating some kickass vacation spots and more challenging and fulfilling work.
I’m really good at
- Self-sufficiency
- Working smarter, not harder
- Learning new things pretty quickly
- Eliciting strange looks from people (usually because of something ridiculous I've said, or the fact I'm singing the Bee Gees "Nights on Broadway as I bike by them)
- Not getting dates on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
From my perspective... Trying to make you laugh. Usually, I don't care if it's with me or at me.

From other people's perspective... No idea. A friend recently told me that I obviously don't give a shit what people think about me. That's definitely true (to a point).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club, Life if Pi, Ishmael, World According to Garp, Breakfast of Champions, Liars Poker, From Beirut to Jerusalem.

Movies: Dark Knight, Holy Grail, Big Lebowski, etc.

Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, Colbert and Stewart (God rest their programs). I recently convinced my brother to fork over his HBO GO login info. I'm loving it (probably more than I should).

Music: Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Motown, etc.

Food: Sushi, pizza, oysters, etc.
Six things I could never do without
Beside loved ones...

1. Comfortable bed
2. Jerb (as in... "They're takin' our jerbs!!!")
3. Coffee
4. Good beer
5. Internet
6. Travel/Outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I see so many "Serious" Christians on this website. This isn't Christian Mingle.com for God's sake (pun intended).

Smart phones and dating websites have clearly had a negative impact on humanity.

Where my next vacation will take me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Soaking in a bathtub full of tepid cage-free goat's milk surrounded by scented candles listening to Yanni Live at The Acropolis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a birthmark in the shape of Michael Jackson on my privates.

Sometimes I feel like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Finally, initially I'll probably show more affection to your pet(s) than to you. Pets tend to be warmer and more welcoming than people. Hang around me long enough though, and I'll probably try humping your leg.
You should message me if
Your profile doesn't sound like it was co-written by Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony.

You're looking to forge a team, not create some sort of managerial environment.
The two of us