1. Ello Ello
2. Ahhh, herroh preeze
However, it appears that most women I'm attracted to do not share my belief. Go figure.
I'm a work to live kinda guy, not vice versa. Ironically, I do tend to put forth more effort towards my work than other parts of my life (which really are more important) sometimes.
Way more East Coast than West Coast, but I think mostly in the right ways. Sometimes I think Portland is the world capital of lack of spacial and situational awareness.
I'll take quality over quantity any day of the week. That includes friends, food, etc. The same obviously extends to sex, hence my presence on OkCupid. However, I do recognize the irony of that statement.
If you make it to the end of all this nonsense, you'll see I'm looking for a teammate and not a coach. That's just how a honkey feels.
Improving my lot in life and trying not to step on anybody else's toes while doing so.
Not playing enough cribbage and hot dice. Call me boring, but playing some games with friends is what I consider an enjoyable evening. That coupled with a nice meal and a few quality adult beverages.
If most of this sounds ambiguous, that's because it is. I've just recently gotten myself to a point where I can start earnestly contemplating some kickass vacation spots and more challenging and fulfilling work.
- Working smarter, not harder
- Learning new things pretty quickly
- Eliciting strange looks from people (usually because of something ridiculous I've said, or the fact I'm singing the Bee Gees "Nights on Broadway as I bike by them)
- Not getting dates on OKCupid
From other people's perspective... No idea. A friend recently told me that I obviously don't give a shit what people think about me. That's definitely true (to a point).
Movies: Dark Knight, Holy Grail, Big Lebowski, etc.
Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, Colbert and Stewart (God rest their programs). I recently convinced my brother to fork over his HBO GO login info. I'm loving it (probably more than I should).
Music: Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Motown, etc.
Food: Sushi, pizza, oysters, etc.
1. Comfortable bed
2. Jerb (as in... "They're takin' our jerbs!!!")
4. Good beer
Smart phones and dating websites have clearly had a negative impact on humanity.
Where my next vacation will take me.
Sometimes I feel like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
Finally, initially I'll probably show more affection to your pet(s) than to you. Pets tend to be warmer and more welcoming than people. Hang around me long enough though, and I'll probably try humping your leg.
You're looking to forge a team, not create some sort of managerial environment.
You can deal with the fact that I have a crush on Diane Lane.