I have a strange sense of humor so its really hard to offend me.
Also, I'm in a skee ball league and know how to adult like the rest of us.
I'm tired of petty and flaky people and don't want to waste my time on getting to know someone if they're just going to stop talking. I'm over sophomoric folk.
I also just recently pulled an Office Space and quit my job as a developer to become an apprentice plumber. Its actually quite awesome.
Making my ETA on Waze get later as I drive.
As far as TV goes I cut the cord a few years ago but that doesn't stop me from keeping up with the few shows I do watch. Netflix has been a great resource. Louie, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Black Books, and Spaced are a few of the many shows I watch. Falling asleep to How Its Made is a hobby of mine.
I used to work at an art house theater as a projectionist so I've seen a wide range of movies and mostly like all genres. For a while I was watching movies based on composer. Did you know that the person who scored the soundtrack for Apollo 13, James Horner, also did the soundtrack for Krull and Braveheart? I didn't know either until a few months ago.
Music is a tricky subject. I worked in radio for six years and have been exposed to a ton of different music so I'm going to go ahead and give the generic "I like it all" because its true.
-Thomas J. Glover's Pocket Ref. (Seriously, everyone should own this)
-Beer. I need one on most weekdays, more than one on most weekends.
-The internet. It was made for cat pictures and videos.
-My trusty leatherman. Some day I'll have to pull a MacGyver.
-At least 10 minutes of silence a day. I just need time to reboot and take everything in.
The solutions to the puzzles on the bottom of Lone Star Beer caps.
Maybe the occasional show that will leave my ears ringing until Monday.
There are those few nights when I stay in and just play on the computer, read books, or just watch netflix until my eyes dry out and I go to sleep.
I own a left shark shirt.
I'm an Eagle Scout.
You'd like to have a fun, intelligent conversation.
You want to fire walk with me.
You need another person for board game night.
I recently purchased a bicycle as part of the "oh god I don't want diabetes" phase in my life so if you want to go for a ride and with me and laugh at how awesomely out of shape I am.
You want to play darts.
I don't know why but some people are bothered by tattoos. I have them so if that ain't your game then good luck with the next person!