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My self-summary
I don't want to toot my own horn, but beep beep: I'm hilarious. I'm also sweet, sincere, and smart.

I'm a historian at heart, a philosopher by training, and a librarian by trade. I'm also a secret scientist that generally avoids conflating science with pseudo-sciences (like library science).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm settling in at a newish job. Going to film festivals like Sundance and the Cat Vid festival. That's not all the cat entertainment on my resume. I also went to the Circus Cat show. That concludes the list of cat entertainment.

I ran a 5k semi-recently, but that's not typical for me. I did it for a friend. I'm a really good friend. Which is not to say I am out of shape. I like to watch my shape lest I become misshapen.

Petting pets.

Sometimes I climb trees, into buildings. Then I steal all their magazines.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh while they're trying to exercise. Canasta. Reading your mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am made of skin and hair. I like hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books that reference World's Fairs: Against the Day and Devil in the White City are a couple of favorites. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is kind of my favorite movie, but really, any movie where people dance to save a youth center is bound to be fantastic. EDIT: Breakin' 2 is no longer my favorite movie because it's seriously awful and doesn't even have a young JCVD* like the original to balance out the terrible with ridiculousness. My new favorite film is Milo and Otis.

* JCVD = Jean Claude Van Damme

I like musicians named Bill (Callahan, Oldham, Williams), Steve (Malkmus, Merritt), Philip (Elvrum), and Louis (Barlow). I also like musicians that faked their own deaths (Elliott Smith and Jeff Buckley). One of the musicians above is a persona I adopted for a few years whenever I was recording music. I killed him off at some point, but no worries, the memorial service was quite lovely.

I am adding a paragraph about TV. I like Westworld, Better Call Saul, Louis, Arrested Development, Fishing with John, Twin Peaks, True Detective, and Breaking Bad.
Six things I could never do without
My fake dog
The moon
Writing songs and stories
Fast horses
Good design
Slow dancing with you on a fast horse under the moon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I need a curio for my tchotchkes
On a typical Friday night I am
Brushing your hair... Right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I solved a murder. I didn't cause the murder.

You should message me if
not the world will end. Badly.
The two of us