30 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a bartender in downtown, I play in a punk rock band, I'm not a native Texan, I'm not sure what I'm looking for on here..
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find the cheese at the end of this maze
I’m really good at
Playing multiple instruments at the same tIme, pretendIng I understand art, fixing shit, juggling, mixing drinks, petty crime, drinking drinks, bullshitting, and cooking bacon.
The first things people usually notice about me
How the fuck would I know that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Treason by Orson Scott Card, Breakfast of Champions, Sandman, and pretty much everything by Stephen King (the dark tower series say whhhaaatttt)

Movies:True Romance, Clerks, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Cannibal holocaust, The Royal Tenenbaums, Orgazmo, The Empire Strikes Back

Shows: Firefly, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, between two ferns, It's Always Sunny,

Music: NOFX, Bob Dylan, Dead Milkmen, Squirrel nut Zippers, Cake, Mountain Goats, Misfits, Arctic Monkeys, johnny Quest and the Hadji's,

Food: Taco's, Sushi, Chinese, Pollo re anything...
The six things I could never do without
Other Peoples Dogs
my guitar
Great movies/T.V shows
Day's off work
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, bacon, Philosophy, sex, how much money it would take to build a house out of pennies, giant sharks, how insignificant life on this planet is compared to the idea of a galactic cluster, also how come no one in a zombie apocalypse wears all leather... you cant bite through leather.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working moderately hard
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still fantasize about having super powers.
You should message me if
You wanna grab a drink, or hang out and teach me how to use my camera I'm down, hit me up.