30 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as the creative type, and like to over-analyse anything creative.

I love my food and I am willing to try anything. Also have an affinity for different places and trying different activities. I enjoy being outdoors. I have played football (both kinds), basketball, golf, tennis, rugby and others I can't remember.

I like to keep in touch with all my immediate friends and generally go out to drink with them every weekend. Also when I am out and shit, I do party pretty hard (I am a heavyweight drinker).
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work at Datacom in IT department helping with the annoying task of teaching people on how to use a computer, essentially.
At the moment I am also trying to learn how to program in a language called C#, as my goal ultimately is to become a Video Game Designer, (yes I am a geek, you fucken genius you) and then hopefully build my own studio.

Physical activities? I basically go to the gym 3-5 times a week to get fit and keep fit as my job isn't exactly high on the athletics meter.
I’m really good at
Helping stupid people.....realise their apparent stupidity.

I have done Salsa dancing before so I can dance there and shit. I also can cook food.
I like to think that I am a pretty driver, don't know how that's appealing but fuck knows.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I suffer from a two-face. On left side I have purly whites and on the right side I have a tooth ache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Oliver Twist, Crime and Punishment, 1984, The Killing Joke, The Dark Knight Returns, Kingdom Come, Watchmen, Batman: Arkum Asylum, The Long Halloween, Batman: Knightfall, Hush, Joker.

Favorite Movies: Godfather series, The Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, Casablanca, The Elephant Man, Natural Born Killers, Se7en, Event Horizon, Star Wars series, Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Casino Royal, No Country for Old Men, The Lives of Others, North Country, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Memento, The Prestige, American Beauty, Donny Darco, The Untouchables, The Departed, A Clockwork Orange, Forrest Gump]], Signs, Unbreakable, Saving Private Ryan, Terminator 2, Sin City, Blade Runner: Director's Cut, Back to the Future Trilogy, Gladiator, Monsters Inc., V for Vendetta, Casino, Goodfellas, Pan's Labyrinth, 12 Angry Men, Monster, Matrix, I ♥ Huckabees, Thank you for smoking, Reservoir Dogs, Red Dawn, Wall-e, In-Bruges, Gattaca, Hercules Returns, AVATAR 3D, The Road, The Dark Knight Rises.

Favorite Music: System of a Down, Scars on Broadway, Cold Play, Daft Punk, Rage Against the Machine, Evanescence, Muse, AudioSlave, Beastie Boys, The Killers, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra, Chris Cornell, John Butler Trio, Johnny Cash, Disturbed, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko, PNAU, Richard Cheese and various others that have escaped me.

Favorite Food: Anything that tastes really good? I like all kinds of food. It's food for fucks sakes!

Favorite TV shows: Battlestar Galactica(the greatest TV show in all of history!), Boston Legal(Denny Crane), Family Guy, The Office, South Park, Top Gear, Futurama, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Deadwood, Seinfeld, Frasier, True Blood, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mad Men, Dexter, IT Crowd, The Might Boosh, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Boss.
The six things I could never do without
Friends...(I guess?)
Obviously Family
The Internet...(surprise)
Video Games...(sometimes multiple realities are better than one)
My sense of humour....(Darwinism would dictate that wouldn't survive without this.)
Sex...(I don't think anyone could do without this)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The incomprehensible size of VY Canis Majoris...

....and why I can't fly...yet
On a typical Friday night I am
Running in circles, and sometimes diagonally....SOMETIMES.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
You should message me if
If you think we have things in common and we have the same sense of humour. Of course that does mean my tone would not come through the text, so you probably might not get it.

Fuck this is so draining try to write this shit.
Here is a bit of wisdom:
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, always be Batman"

P.S. If you noticed my rapid descent into 'I can't be fucked' territory as I was completing this, then congratulations, here's a clap. *clap*.