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My self-summary
Oh man. I just want to put a disclaimer here. I am terrible at written communication. I feel like my summary is going to have a lot of spelling errors, comma splices, whatever... im not good at writing in English but I can write the shit out of a power shell script. Bear with me on that one.

Mostly I'm just a dude. I like art, live music, and technology. I hang out with a bunch of artists but can only draw advanced stick figures. I run a decent amount, not to look good or lose weight or anything, it's just kind of my form of meditation. I've run 7 or 8 half marathons because Im really into the medals.

I pick up new hobbies all the time. Some stick some don't. Im super into planting strange heirloom vegetables. Just got a guitar and haven't played since 7th grade. Ya know... stuff like that.

I like to be outside as much as possible. I'll just sit on a bench by the lake for hours sometimes. If you wanna go on a hike and not take our cell phones or have a time we need to get back that's kinda my thing. (Like later in a relationship. Just realized that would be terrifying for two strangers).

What else about me... im from akron, ohio originally. I was in the navy. If we go out I'm sure you'll figure this stuff out over time. It's not really important.

Basically, I just like to live life and be happy. Outside of family, love, friendship, community, I could really care less about the rest of it. I rarely get sad and super duper rarely get depressed. If that's your thing is gonna be kinda tough for me to be on the same page all the time... if not holla at ya boyeee
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing? Well like most adults I work. Lame, but working affords me the ability to go see shows go on weekend vacations and buy strange clothes from thrift stores. I bought a guitar recently but in all honesty I'm not "doing that" I'm just hoping to learn row row your boat in the next month or so.
I’m really good at
Well a few things. First and foremost fixing your computer, unless you have a mac, which seems to be the reason that most of my friends call me to do them " a quick favor". I'mmmm good at... making strange 80's style text games for my friends to play (programming). I'm also good at running and consequentially body temperature control. I'd say that 90 percent of the things I'm good at are computer related, yet, wont help most people.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ummm probably my hair. And I'm sure none of the pictures are accurate because it changes frequently. Currently long but not too long. Also if i have a tee shirt on people will notice the tattoo of a mershark on my arm with her boobs out. If you are offended by this its probably not gonna work for us.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So many.

Books: Here's my thing with books. I love to read them but I hate to finish them. This might seem strange. I have a stack of books near my bed that im probably... 30 pages away from finishing.
In the stack, John Grisham, David Foster Wallace, David Sedaris, Running Books, etc...

Movies: I've been on a huge "worst movies ever" kick lately. Here are a few I've been watching. Troll 2, Dr. Giggles, Monsturd, Basket Case, Iron Sky, Sharknado.

Music: I have a weird taste in music. I like a lot of old jazz or even new jazz. Stacey Kent, Madeline Peyroux, Diana Krall...

Also a mix of underground hip hop. Living Legends, Sole, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Galapagos4.

I go to a ton of live shows in Madison. Every weekend style. If you see me out say something weird to me and freak me out.

Food: Psshhhhhhhhh all of it
Six things I could never do without
1. Shoes
2. Red Vines
3. Pizza
4. Water probably...
I think I'll just stay at four. Lets not get greedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I want to write, ways to time travel, human animal hybrids , the red panda at the Henry Villas Zoo, what they make twizzlers out of, that movie about those giant rock em sock em robots, random places dogs might be hiding, hats on mail men, ways I can decide if someone is a "runner" or "jogger", pizza toppings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping... I don't know. If you do the same thing every Friday you are probably in a horrible work/life rut and you're really just cycling through it all. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had an awesome web series where I took a picture of a bird out of a box and the viewer had to guess if the bird had a fish in its mouth or not. It was extremely popular last summer. Like at least 10 people watched it. There were also cartoons involved. I deleted them all randomly one day to make the show more enigmatic. It was called "Fish or No Fish".
You should message me if
You are interested, and interesting. Don't message me if you are just going to answer the questions I ask you and then wait for me to be a creep and message you again. Better yet, if I messaged you, and you are disgusted by my profile, you should message me and tell me what an asshole I am. Nothing is more strange than messaging someone, seeing they visited your profile, and then they never message you again. That is how complexes are born.
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