ENTPF Chang's, if that matters to you.
I once saw Bill Nye the Science Guy at a Nats game. So there's that.
Not picking up on sarcasm.
Putting my foot in my mouth.
You Can't Go Home Again, Death of a Salesman, American Gods, One Flew, Of Mice and Men, Cormac McCarthy all day everyday
Blues. Anyone with the word "Blind" or "Mississippi" is in his/her name. Mississippi Fred McDowell, Blind Willie Johnson, Skip James, Bukka White, Howlin' Wolf, John Lee Hooker, And: Tom Waits, The Stones, John Prine, Todd Snider, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Replacements, Dr. Dog, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Ali Farka Toure
Game of Thrones, The Wire, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Amish Mafia
White male privilege
What I'm going to eat for dinner.
Why people love Sgt. Pepper's so much when the White Album is FAR superior, AND has more tracks.
You don't mind having intense, Seinfeld-esque conversations about minutiae.
You find this funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipIEhFV-ajA