Hyena_Face
27 Mount Holly, United States
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My self-summary
I'm pretty easy going. I like to laugh, and I like to make fun of things. I'm pretty crass, abrasive, and uncouth about nearly everything. That's just a side-effect of the years I've served in the Military. I can't say that I'm perfect, but I can say that I'm constantly trying to better myself.

What sets me apart from others is probably my attitude. I'm laid back, torn between recklessness and cautiousness. Yeah, I'm shy at times. But when I meet the right people, I open up and start to show who I really am. I'm a pretty good guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the wondrous world of hummus, and attending college for Health and Fitness Science to pursue kinesiology or own a gym.

Ambitions:
-Own my own home
I’m really good at
Keeping busy. Seriously, I can't stay still for too long. I need to be doing something at almost all times, whether it be a stationary activity or running a mile or two. When I focus all this built up energy to a project - no matter what it is - I don't find it hard to impress.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. Definitely the hair. And they usually let me know they notice it. It's actually getting old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Great Gatsby, 1984, Freakanomics

Shows: Breaking Bad, Scrubs, The Walking Dead, Weeds, Doctor Who

Music: Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica, Exodus, Death Angel, Dokken, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Five Finger Death Punch, Suicidal Tendencies, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, etc...

Food: Anything. I'm always willing to try new food, but you get bonus points if you can point me in the direction of good curry or wasabi. A nice Jagerschnitzel is always appreciated too.
The six things I could never do without
1) Humor - If you don't laugh in life, you'll just be crying
2) Music - I am /always/ listening to music
3) Cooking - I love cooking with health and taste in mind
4) Coffee - I need it. I love it. I can't live without it.
5) Netflix - Cheap, convenient, satisfying.
6) Debauchery - Can't help myself
7) Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, my own ambitions, creating a dynasty.

Honestly though, I just think about whatever comes to mind. It's not very effective.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying up past a reasonable time watching netflix. Other times, maybe I'm out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'd have to talk to me in private about the shit that matters. But uh... hm.

This one time I walked into a jet while talking shit to a guy I work with. I was calling him blind when I busted my head open on a jet with a wingspan of probably 25-30 feet.
You should message me if
You know how to conduct yourself. Seriously not looking to meet someone who can't recognize courtesy and return it.
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