Hypno-Cat
33 Toronto, Canada
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Hypno-Cat
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm a professional hypnotist and enjoy photography and playing keyboard in my spare time. I'm happiest when I have a cat purring in my lap; if I could have any animal as a pet, it would be a tiger. My Myers-Briggs type is INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
- Being a cat daddy to my domestic shorthairs Robot and Pixel.
- Eating as many different species of plants and animals as I can sink my teeth into.
- I wasn't kidding about hypnotizing people for a living.
- I'm planning to make a feature-length indie documentary pending the right interview subjects (I'm looking for high-functioning people living with schizophrenia).
- I took up sketching last week, but I still suck at it. If you ask me to draw you, expect to be offended when I actually do it.
I’m really good at
Cooking a superior rare steak, explaining subjects I know deeply, looking good in a suit, breaking stereotypes and subverting the dominant paradigm.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't possibly pick my favourite book (Pale Fire, The Name of the Rose and Love in the Time of Cholera are in the running), my favourite movie is Secretary, my favourite currently-running show is Game of Thrones, my favourite musician is Tom Waits and my favourite food is steak.
The six things I could never do without
My BlackBerry, my cats, some kind of music in the background, reddit, a laissez-faire economic system, and the freedom to do what I want, where I want, when I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, how much of it is controlled by the choices we make today, and what to do about it. I know the zombie apocalypse is a popular concern nowadays, but I spend more time thinking about ecological depletion and bad economic policies as causes of societal collapse. I would probably make a thoughtful politician for the Green Party, but the questions that OkCupid made me answer here torpedo any chance I have at holding public office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Knee-deep in shenanigans almighty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People who have seen me naked don't usually pick my voice to compliment.
You should message me if
You're a manic pixie dream girl.
More