IAMTHEMAYOR
36 North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOU STANDING IN FRONT OF MACHU PICCHU? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
What I’m doing with my life
Making life better for candy ravin' teenagers
I’m really good at
I remember everything, I can find anything
The first things people usually notice about me
Small frame, big personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have good taste. That's the one thing I can be 100% sure of and everyone can back me the fuck up on that.
The six things I could never do without
Sight, hearing, touch, taste, smell and dead people/snow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to blow shit up with my mind
On a typical Friday night I am
My home planet doesn't have Fridays
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was on ecstasy when "The Phantom Menace" opened, so I kind of enjoyed it.
You should message me if
You hate Tim McCarver.

You can fix a decommissioned Space Shuttle.

I also have a coupon for Sizzler. You will have to lie and say it's your birthday though.

You don't have stretched earlobes.

Ten points off if your profile picture is sideways.
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